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minifacialed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the face a brief, concentrated treatment from every passing expression. Trinidie looked minifacialed after attempting three smiles and one apology at the bar. minifascicled adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange a small bundle of unrelated remarks and call the result a contribution. minifestivaled adj. Having drunk enough to curate a small cultural programme from ordinary events occurring nearby. Kiairra grew minifestivaled and introduced each trip to the toilet as a scheduled performance. minificationed adj. Having drunk more than the field of view can accommodate, making every nearby object appear inconveniently small. Ekas became minificationed and complained that the room had retreated from him. minifiered adj. You have drunk enough to remove unnecessary letters from every document, including names and receipts. Shannda was minifiered, shortening every receipt and omitting most of the apology. minifiged adj. You are drunk and articulated chiefly at the joints, with the dignity of a toy assembled in haste. Madisynn minifiged through the cloakroom, articulated mainly at the elbows. minifigured adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a small, brightly articulated approximation of a person, especially near the children’s toys. Rainier was minifigured, standing squarely beside the Lego and accepting no further instructions. minifilamented adj. Of a drinker who has become very thin in argument, though still capable of conducting warmth. Haizel became minifilamented and radiated a faint, unhelpful cheerfulness. minifilmed adj. Describing a drinker who compresses the evening into a short film, omitting all connective material. Elven was minifilmed, presenting the entire night as a sequence of abrupt close-ups. minifiltered adj. A drinker who filters very small samples of reality and reports only the residue deemed admissible. miniflaged adj. A drinker so far gone that a miniature national emblem appears sufficient to settle the matter. Davidjohn became miniflaged and saluted the cocktail stick bearing a paper pennant. miniflaped adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's explanations open and close without revealing much. Brigston woke miniflaped, repeatedly opening his mouth and abandoning the explanation. minifloated adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining brightly decorative while accomplishing very little the next morning. Myauna was minifloated by breakfast, brightly dressed and incapable of crossing the room. minifloppied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a soft, portable record of where the sofa cushions have been. Zareon got minifloppied and left a lasting impression in the corner of the sofa. minifluorometered adj. Drunk on the strength of detecting, in the morning, precisely which parts of you are glowing with regret. minifridged adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving the previous night's contents in a cold, sealed compartment of memory.