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miniguided adj. Reduced by drink to following a short set of instructions, provided they concern water and lying down. minigunned (/ˈmɪniˌɡʌnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a revolving stream of precise complaints about the morning. minigunnered adj. Loosened by drink into someone operating a rapid succession of small morning tasks without aim. Koryne was minigunnered, attacking toast, messages, and laundry in no useful order. minihaloed adj. Too drunk to keep your small, cool circle of certainty from glowing around every decision. minihamburgered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a small hamburger as a complete meal and a sound strategic purchase. minihelixed adj. Having drunk enough to wind every decision into a small spiral before acting on it. Edley became minihelixed and took the long way round the pub to avoid a chair. minihistoried adj. Having drunk more than enough to compress the evening into a brief, inaccurate account. miniholed adj. Drunk by closing time, and exerting a surprisingly strong pull on everything nearby. Erix got miniholed and drew three unattended pints towards his end of the table. minijacked adj. You are drunk and treating a small connector as the obvious solution to every social difficulty. minijeeped adj. Of a drinker: compact, overconfident, and determined to drive an unsuitable plan across difficult ground. minijeted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a brief burst of confidence for a reliable means of transport. Danay became minijeted and promised to get across town before the taxi had turned around. minijobed adj. Emboldened by drink to take on a small job and immediately negotiate better terms. minijoysticked adj. Describing a drinker who directs events with small, enthusiastic movements and no visible grasp of control. Cappy was minijoysticked, steering the queue with two fingers and considerable conviction. minikeged adj. A drinker who has become a small, portable reserve of confidence, repeatedly broached for advice. Mavrik was minikeged and produced another firm opinion whenever the group fell quiet. miniketed adj. A drinker so far gone that every complicated matter is converted into something smaller and prematurely manageable. Gurlie got miniketed and reduced the household move to carrying one box at a time. minikilted adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a shortened version of any plan is automatically more attractive.