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minimaled (/ˈmɪn.ɪ.məld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a tiny fragment of a person, usually found beside the nearest glass of water. Jaquasia was minimaled on the sofa, retaining only enough movement to reach the glass. minimalisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into reducing every pub dispute to one brisk, final point. Mardis got minimalisationed and settled the argument by removing all its unnecessary details. minimalismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the extreme simplicity of sofa, blanket, and glass. minimalisted (/ˈmɪn.ɪ.məl.ɪstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every object in the pub as unnecessary furniture. Abraar got minimalisted and left the pub carrying only his coat and one chip. minimalitied adj. Softened by drink into requiring only the smallest possible explanation for anything. minimalizationed adj. Loosened by drink into cutting every ambition down until only another round remains. Kadarrius became minimalizationed and reduced the evening’s itinerary to bar, loo, bar. minimalled adj. Slowed by drink to browsing the crisps as though each shelf were a separate shopping centre. minimalnessed adj. Drunk enough to make the smallest possible contribution to the conversation, and repeat it proudly. minimanded adj. Drunk past the point of identifying anything that ought to be reduced. Sequana got minimanded and ordered the largest portion of chips without noticing the contradiction. minimanifestoed adj. Drunk and delivering a short, confident programme for the improvement of everyone else's evening. Mckinli got minimanifestoed and announced a new constitution for the smoking shelter. minimansioned adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to fit modestly into a small house, let alone leave one. minimapped (/ˈmɪ.ni.mæpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that connects the bar, lavatory and kebab shop with complete but limited certainty. Maykala got minimapped and could navigate only between the bar and the nearest chair. minimarathonned adj. Drunk, with the result that reaching the far end of the pub becomes a sporting event. Mallina went minimarathonned and took three water breaks before reaching the fruit machine. minimarketed adj. Drunk to the extent of making repeated convenience-store visits for items already in the house. Idena became minimarketed and returned from the corner shop with three sorts of tonic. minimarted adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a convenience shop for emergency provisions, directions, and one more purchase. Sebella got minimarted and entered for water, returning with crisps and a novelty lighter. minimaxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and calculating the greatest possible loss from every remaining decision. Jesy got minimaxed and spent ten minutes weighing the risks of one final packet of crisps.