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minimed (/ˈmɪ.nɪmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a half-note: upright briefly, then requiring a stem for support. minimented adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the morning's discarded receipts for proof of ownership. minimetropolised adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating a small but busy city between the bar and the loos. Triny got minimetropolised and appointed the corner table as a transport interchange. minimicrophoned adj. Still drunk, and addressing the room through an imaginary small microphone. minimifidianed (/ˌmɪ.nɪ.mɪˈfɪ.di.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and down to the very last reserves of trust that the taxi is actually coming. Jareem went minimifidianed about midnight and began refreshing his phone every forty seconds. minimifidianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing only the smallest confidence in plans made before the next drink. minimiked adj. Having drunk enough to address a small microphone as though it were a sympathetic landlord. Terin got minimiked and confided the full evening’s difficulties to the karaoke microphone. minimilled adj. Having drunk more than a small steelworks can process, and producing considerable personal heat. Lourd went minimilled and warmed the snug more effectively than the ancient radiator. miniminned adj. You have drunk enough to ensure that every possible outcome is the least favourable one. Sharian got miniminned and chose the queue with the slowest movement in the entire pub. minimisationed adj. Drunk beyond reducing every difficulty to its smallest extent, notably the difficulty of getting home. minimisered adj. Drunk, with the result that every complication is reduced by whatever means is nearest to hand. minimismed adj. Drunk to the point where every matter has been divided into smaller portions, including the final crisp. minimisted adj. Drunk enough to defend the existence of indivisible quantities, then lose one beneath the table. Iha got minimisted and delivered a solemn lecture on the smallest possible olive. minimituded adj. Drunk past the point of making everything smaller, including the dignity of the undertaking. Keonne became minimituded and reduced a grand toast to a sip from someone else's glass. minimizationed (/ˈmɪn.ɪ.maɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that lowers each question to its smallest possible answer, usually “no”. Isabell got minimizationed and reduced the restaurant debate to whether pudding remained possible. minimizered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest available solution appear administratively complete. Jahmall got minimizered and treated a single remaining peanut as supper.