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minishmented adj. Drunk beyond ordinary diminution, with the faculties reduced to a merely nominal quantity. Waid was minishmented, his contribution to the discussion having undergone substantial reduction. minishowed adj. Drunk in a way that converts a public appearance into a modest production of uncertain duration. minishunted adj. Drunk, with the result that the current of conversation is diverted through an improvised side route. minisited adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a compact, poorly maintained presence on the wider social network. Tekita was minisited, offering visitors only a welcome message and no useful navigation. miniskied adj. Drunk to the extent of making short, unstable descents through every remaining social obligation. Belmeda was miniskied, descending from the bar to the pavement without mastering either turn. miniskirted (/ˈmɪnɪskəːtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating with a hemline of judgement well above the knees. Donnisha was miniskirted and declared the chair too formal for continued use. minisliced adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a very thin section of the person who arrived. minislumped adj. Still drunk, and displaying the brief but measurable decline customarily observed in performance. Vancy was minislumped, suffering a temporary collapse in the accurate use of cutlery. minisoded adj. Too drunk to sustain a full episode of social intercourse; a brief instalment must suffice. Leamber became minisoded, delivering a short episode about the landlord before falling silent. minisoloed adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake a short solo, whether or not an audience or melody exists. Ezikiel grew minisoloed and performed briefly between the tables with no musical justification. minisonded adj. Having drunk enough to be sent out as a small investigative instrument, with unreliable findings. Nayonna went minisonded and surveyed the alley for evidence of a second venue. minispectacled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now treating a minor event as an impressive public display. minispectrometered adj. You have drunk enough to assign a separate wavelength to every glass and dispute the measurements. Neomie was minispectrometered and classified each cocktail by its alleged colour spectrum. minisphered adj. You are drunk and reduced to a small, self-contained particle, rolling wherever the evening's surface permits. minispiked adj. Of a drinker: equipped, after drink, to draw small quantities from any vessel without permission. minispindled adj. Of a drinker who has rotated beyond practical orientation while remaining technically upright.