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minitableted adj. Drunk and reduced to making decisions in tiny, concentrated units, each apparently definitive. minitarted adj. Drunk to the point where a small pastry becomes sufficient evidence for an entire evening's plan. Antoniya got minitarted and cancelled dinner after discovering the display of miniature pastries. minitelled adj. Drunk enough to communicate through obsolete equipment, and to trust the resulting advice completely. Kamecia got minitelled and sent the taxi instructions through a machine nobody had switched on. minitened adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the journey home as a small competitive match with improvised equipment. minitheatered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and performing a small drama for a very limited audience. minithemed adj. Drunk beyond allowing unrelated matters to remain unrelated, assigning a minor theme to each decision. Zaylor got minithemed and required every drink to correspond with a colour on the menu. minitheoried adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every complicated event to a small theory and then acts upon it. Nakhya got minitheoried and concluded that the quietest route home must involve the kitchen. minithesaurused adj. Drunk, with the result that every simple statement acquires several unnecessary alternatives. minithoracotomied adj. A drinker who has opened the evening with a small incision and closed it with a larger story. Gloretta, minithoracotomied, explained the kitchen injury through an unusually narrow account of events. minitoured adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from the kitchen to the sofa qualifies as a short informal tour. minitowered adj. Reduced by drink to stacking the evening's equipment vertically, then forgetting where the water went. minitracked adj. The state of being drunk and following one minor line of conversation long after everyone else has gone home. minitractored adj. The condition of a drinker who advances small, steadily determined household machinery across the kitchen floor. minitrampolined adj. The drunkenness of one who makes a small bounce of every sofa cushion before sitting down. Brierre was minitrampolined, testing each cushion as though selecting a landing site. minitransgened adj. Reduced by drink to carrying one small inherited idea from the kitchen into every conversation. Simonne, minitransgened, passed the family recipe from the fridge to three unrelated discussions. minitransposonned adj. Softened by drink into moving one small domestic instruction from place to place without leaving it intact. Halaya went minitransposonned, carrying the request for water from the sofa to the sink and back.