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miniwared adj. Sharpened by drink into a small but determined conflict over who ordered the pork scratchings. Dylanthomas became miniwared over the last pork scratching, despite having eaten the crisps. miniwarehoused adj. Loosened by drink into a compact storehouse of crisps, receipts, and unopened packets of peanuts. Sinaya stood miniwarehoused beside the bar, producing spare snacks from several pockets. miniwelled adj. Emboldened by drink to test every dimple in the bar with a different liquid. miniyachted adj. Slowed by drink to a stately drift between the bar and the nearest vacant stool. Mustafaa went miniyachted after the second round, taking the long route to the loos. miniyarded adj. Drunk and pacing a confined patch of pub as though serving a short sentence. minizined adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has become a cheaply printed account of its own minor incidents. Madi got minizined and documented the quiz team's argument on the back of a receipt. minizoned adj. Drunk enough to treat each corner of the pub as a separate jurisdiction with its own customs. Mecayla became minizoned and sought permission before crossing from the snug to the bar. minizooed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening's small collection of noises behind their proper bars. Lancing went minizooed and answered every animal picture in the family room. minjiangited adj. Drunk beyond whiteness, quietly mineral and liable to crumble when asked to leave. minjoked adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary pub loyalties into a solemn national doctrine. Kamaira got minjoked and delivered a speech about whose crisps properly belonged on the table. minjunged adj. Drunk, with the result that the bar staff are addressed as a united working class and invited to confer. mink coated adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an expensive-looking exterior and no useful means of movement. Jaceson arrived mink coated, wrapped in borrowed grandeur and unable to find his stool. mink frogged adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, cold-blooded judgement which keeps returning to the same damp corner. mink oiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and polished sufficiently to preserve the evening's remaining surface. Aleciram was mink oiled by the taxi queue, glossy with confidence and difficult to fold. minke whaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and calling across the pub with the patient amplitude of a coastal giant. Trica became minke whaled, making every request from the far end of the bar. minked (/mɪŋkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a dark, low, semi-aquatic route beneath the tables seem sensible.