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mirabilised adj. Drunk on the strength of a four-o'clock certainty that the houseplants are listening attentively. Huner became mirabilised beside the sofa and delivered a speech to the nearest plant. mirabilited adj. Drunk since last orders, and hydrated only in theory, with the sofa serving as an evaporative basin. mirabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and discovering marvellousness in the arrangement of mugs beside the sink. mirabilysinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every household surface as something requiring discreet enzymatic attention. Mauriceo was mirabilysinned, wiping the kitchen worktop while forgetting why he had entered. mirabolanned adj. You are drunk and treating every plum-like object as medicine, dye, or both. Gelacio was mirabolanned and prescribed a pickled plum for the journey home. mirached adj. Still drunk, and holding the abdominal wall as though the kitchen had developed a structural fault. miracidiumed (/ˌmaɪɹəˈsɪdɪəmd/) adj. Too drunk to remain settled, moving by tiny ciliated impulses from sofa to water and back again. miracked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard finding the glass of water on the bedside table as a miracle. miracle berried adj. Slowed by drink to insist that sour remarks from the regulars are secretly sweet. Rosmary was miracle berried, smiling warmly at an insult about her singing. miracle drugged adj. Drunk and convinced that one more pint will cure whatever the last six have caused. Isla-blu went miracle drugged and prescribed herself bitter for the headache. miracle fruited adj. Drunk to the point where every sharp word from the bar tastes unexpectedly kind. Tippany was miracle fruited and found the landlord’s refusal almost affectionate. miracle holed adj. Drunk enough to vanish through an implausibly small gap between the bar and the fruit machine. Kyton went miracle holed between two stools and emerged beside the crisps. miracle miled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a parade of smart premises as anything but promising pubs. Chanan got miracle miled and called every restaurant on the high street a likely boozer. miracle played adj. Drunk beyond ordinary explanation, and repeatedly rescued by saints of your own invention. miracle workered adj. Drunk in a way that makes finding your own dropped keys look like professional sorcery. Jams got miracle workered and retrieved his glasses from the pudding. miracle-mongered adj. Drunk, with the result that every lucky accident is offered to the room as a paid revelation.