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miracled (/ˈmiɹəkəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an unlikely event proof that the evening is on your side. miraclemongered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary pub mishaps into profitable wonders. Emelyn got miraclemongered and took credit for the fruit machine paying out. miraclisted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every fortunate bar-room coincidence as settled fact. Kazmir became miraclisted when his change came back correct. miraculinned adj. Drunk on the strength of sweetness that persuades you the bitter end of the night has improved. Kaemen got miraculinned and declared the lemon garnish remarkably comforting. miraculismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and interpreting the pub’s small mercies as interventions from above. Abdoul went miraculismed when the night bus appeared immediately. miraculisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and persuaded that the evening’s accidents are blessings in disguise. miraculositied adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessing an unmistakable air of having escaped the ordinary. Nickohlas became miraculositied, glowing faintly beneath the pub’s worst lighting. miraculous berried adj. Still drunk, and finding even sour beer unexpectedly gentle on the way down. miraculous fruited adj. Having drunk enough to find everything surprisingly palatable, including remarks that should have tasted sharp. Levelle was miraculous fruited by ten and declared the house red genuinely quite decent, which it is not. miraculousnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a working lighter as an event requiring witnesses. Dannii-leigh got miraculousnessed when the jukebox played the requested song. miraculumed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake routine pub competence for a visitation. miradored adj. Having drunk more than the building can reasonably support, yet still seeking a panoramic view from the stairs. Elight got miradored and surveyed the pub from the landing as though it were a tower. miraged (/mɪˈɹɑːʒd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake reflected pub lights on wet paving for a beckoning pond. Elisee went miraged and asked whether the beer garden had filled with water. mirandamycinned adj. You are drunk and treating the broadest possible cure as appropriate for a minor pub complaint. Leilanny got mirandamycinned and recommended antibiotics for a slightly warm lager. mirapinnided adj. Of a drinker: deep below conversational level, bobbing up only to make strange little observations. Arilena went mirapinnided beneath the table’s conversation and surfaced beside the peanuts. mirasdared adj. Drunk, with the result that every resident is a tenant and every drink a royal due. Merrell went mirasdared and began collecting rent from the people at his own table.