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mired (/ˈmaɪəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that forward motion becomes a matter of moist, spongy negotiation. mireded adj. The state of being drunk and calibrated to a colour temperature no bulb can reproduce. mireked adj. The condition of a drinker who measures the evening in shades of incandescent regret. mirelanded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a marshy wetland, absorbing shoes and conversation alike. Daichi became mirelanded and retained one shoe somewhere between the bar and the taxi. mirenaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a small, private arrangement with the morning's consequences. mirepoixed (/mɪə(ɹ)ˈpwɑːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a fragrant preparation of small diced intentions, softened in butter. Carly-rae became mirepoixed and finely diced the evening into onions, carrots and celery. mirexed adj. Softened by drink into a persistent household pollutant, difficult to remove from the sofa. Uhuru became mirexed and remained on the sofa with unusual environmental persistence. mirfentaniled adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the company to monitor whether conversation remains medically advisable. Jonam became mirfentaniled and made the table appoint a responsible observer for the evening. mirid bugged adj. Too drunk to remain on one plant of conversation, and repeatedly troubling neighbouring groups instead. mirided adj. Still drunk, and landing on conversations briefly before moving on to the nearest available subject. mirificinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread through the room, sweetly persistent and difficult for nearby people to avoid. Shyda became mirificinned and offered the same warm opinion to every guest in turn. mirikizumabed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every disagreement as a condition requiring prolonged, targeted intervention. mirincamycinned adj. You have drunk enough to require a whole committee of companions to manage your evening's infections of opinion. mirinessed adj. You are drunk and making every passage through the room slower, stickier and more socially expensive. mirinned adj. Having drunk more than the recipe requires, and insisting that everyone present taste the result. miriquidic acided adj. Of a drinker: deposited among friends in a complex residue that nobody can quite remove from the conversation. Xola became miriquidic acided and left a tart aftertaste in every discussion.