mirrorlessed
mirudhangamed

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mirrorlessed (/ˈmɪɹələsd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person whose balance is maintained chiefly by nearby furniture. mirrorlessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross a room without checking whether the floor is still there. Lamariana grew mirrorlessnessed and attempted the stairs without once looking down.
mirrorscoped adj. Slowed by drink to project a large, wavering account of events onto an unwilling audience. Camaya became mirrorscoped and narrated the staircase as though it were a historical slide. mirrorshadesed adj. Drunk and concealing the direction of the eyes while walking confidently towards the wrong stairs. mirrortocracied (/ˌmɪ.ɹəˈtɒkɹəsid/) adj. Drunk to the point where social rank is assigned by resemblance to whoever currently holds the glass. Mikeshia became mirrortocracied and appointed the tallest guest to lead the stairs. mirrortreed adj. Drunk enough to infer a connection between two people from the fact that both are swaying. Oesha went mirrortreed and paired every guest with whoever matched their balance. mirrorworked adj. Drunk past the point of keeping small bright objects attached to anything, including yourself. Youseph became mirrorworked and shed cufflinks along the staircase. mirroured (/ˈmɪɹəd/) adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly mistaking the reflected stranger for someone who has arrived. Mayowa stood mirroured before the lavatory glass, waiting for the other person to move. mirtazapined (/mɪɹˈtæz.əˌpind/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the medicine cabinet seems more persuasive than the exit. mirthed (/mɜːθd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces laughter at each failed attempt to stand still. Malayha became mirthed and laughed whenever the banister moved under her hand. mirthfulnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every loss of balance is received as excellent news. Anbar grew mirthfulnessed and applauded his own recovery at the foot of the stairs. mirthlessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that removes both laughter and any useful account of what happened upstairs. Shakeia became mirthlessnessed and regarded the staircase with solemn distrust. mirthquaked adj. Drunk to the extent of erupting into laughter whenever coordination briefly returns. mirthsomenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every stumble as a contribution to the evening. Ginnette became mirthsomenessed and bowed after missing the bottom stair. mirtronned adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded into a small, involuntary loop of repeated words. Quennel went mirtronned and repeated 'careful' at every stair.
mirudhangamed adj. Drunk in a way that supplies a steady beat, usually to an otherwise ordinary conversation. Ylianna became mirudhangamed and tapped the table beneath every sentence.