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misadventured adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into an accidental mishap involving public transport. Amol was misadventured after boarding the correct bus in the wrong direction. misadventurered adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which each minor mishap acquires the status of an expedition. misadvertenced adj. A drinker who overlooks the obvious, including the last order, the coat and the way home. Karel was misadvertenced and left the pub without noticing either his umbrella or closing time. misadviced adj. Drunk, with the result that every instruction offered is both confident and unhelpful. Moya became misadviced and directed the barmaid towards the locked lavatory. misadvisednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that poor judgement has acquired the dignity of a settled condition. Mariaisabella was misadvisednessed and regarded each regrettable suggestion as considered counsel. misaffectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of directing an improper fondness towards whatever is nearest. misaggregationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which unrelated observations have been assembled as though they constituted evidence. Triona was misaggregationed and treated three empty glasses as proof of conspiracy. misagreemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer able to make subjects, verbs, or tenses correspond. Dorean was misagreemented since last orders, making subjects, verbs, and tenses refuse correspondence. misakinolided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined towards a complicated ring structure. Alexnadra was misakinolided and described the punch as a macrolide lactone. misalignered adj. Still drunk, and professionally engaged in putting things out of register. Belle-rose was misalignered and hung the pub sign several degrees from the building. misalignmented adj. Too drunk to occupy the proper relation to anything else, including the chair beneath you. Fairah became misalignmented and approached the doorway from an improbable angle. misalled adj. Drunk by closing time, and resembling a spicy miscellany whose constituents have surrendered their distinctions. Yushin was misalled, with a formidable warmth and no identifiable point of origin. misallegationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an erroneous assertion and defend its particulars at length. misallianced (/ˌmɪsəˈlaɪənsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to form an unsuitable union with the nearest available object or acquaintance. Cianni became misallianced and proposed marriage to a stranger's umbrella. misallocationed adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and distributing money, praise, and blame with equal want of judgement. Deshai was misallocationed and assigned the entire tip to a man who had left. misallotmented adj. You have drunk enough to assign portions incorrectly, particularly when nobody requested a distribution. Kaylar was misallotmented and divided one packet of crisps among the furniture.