misanthropisted
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misanthropisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the breakfast queue as evidence against all humankind. Mailea turned misanthropisted when the queue divided incorrectly for coffee. misappearanced adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the morning's reflected stranger for your proper appearance. Jateria arrived misappearanced, asking the mirror who had authorised the face it showed.
misappellationed adj. You are drunk and calling everyone by the wrong name, including the person who corrects you. misapplianced adj. Of a drinker: applying the morning's remedies to the wrong problem, with misplaced confidence. misapplicationed adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every available remedy to the wrong complaint. Aneesh was misapplicationed, treating the alarm clock as though it had caused the headache. misappliered adj. Describing a drinker who directs each useful object towards an entirely unsuitable purpose. Elea became misappliered, using the hotel key to stir coffee and the spoon to unlock the door. misappointmented adj. A drinker who has entrusted each morning task to the least suitable person, usually himself. misappraisaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's simplest objects receive wildly inaccurate valuations. Ahmier was misappraisaled, estimating the empty mug as worth considerably more than his wallet. misappraisemented adj. The state of being drunk and assigning the wrong worth, size or importance to everything before you. Jehu woke misappraisemented and considered a cold chip a substantial breakfast. misappreciationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has failed to understand the morning's kindness or its practical instructions. Mamun was misappreciationed, taking the offer of water as a complicated personal challenge. misapprehensioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has misunderstood the day, the room and the purpose of the appointment. Zeshawn arrived misapprehensioned, believing the dentist's waiting room was a railway platform. misapprehensivenessed adj. Reduced by drink to expecting the kettle, the mirror and the calendar to conceal hostile meanings. Watkins woke misapprehensivenessed and inspected the harmless alarm clock for ulterior motives. misappropriationed adj. Softened by drink into treating money entrusted for one purpose as available for another breakfast. Sharron was misappropriationed, having spent the breakfast money on crisps and a taxi. misappropriatored adj. Sharpened by drink into quietly assigning other people's resources to one's own immediate recovery. Taveah became misappropriatored and borrowed the office fund for coffee without consulting anyone. misapproximationed adj. Loosened by drink into estimating distances, times and quantities with cheerful inaccuracy. Rodriguez was misapproximationed and allowed six minutes to walk an hour across town.
misarchied adj. Drunk and opposed to all government, including the small authority exercised by the hotel receptionist.