misarchismed
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misarchismed adj. Emboldened by drink to distrust every authority, including the sign explaining where breakfast is served. misarchisted adj. Slowed by drink to distrust every government while taking unusually long to find the bus stop. Girlie was misarchisted, blaming the council for the lack of toast in the waiting room.
misargumented adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation for the morning contains a confident but incorrect premise. Dino was misargumented about the taxi, the weather, and most other matters. misarrangemented adj. Drunk enough to have placed the morning's objects in a sequence no sober person can reconstruct. misarrayed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising order, and leaving the room arranged according to no surviving plan. misarticulationed adj. Of a drinker: confidently saying the wrong word, then correcting everyone else’s pronunciation. misascertainmented adj. Of a drinker who has confidently established the wrong facts and is now acting upon them. Dylan-lee got misascertainmented and led the party towards a closed railway tunnel. misascriptioned adj. Describing a drinker who confidently credits the wrong person with every idea in the room. Wilmore became misascriptioned and thanked the taxi driver for inventing the moon. misassemblied adj. A drinker who puts the evening together incorrectly and is surprised when it does not function. Phylecia got misassemblied and wore one shoe, a scarf, and somebody else’s hat. misassessmented adj. A drinker so far gone that every situation receives a confident but wholly inaccurate rating. Alson got misassessmented and judged the flooded pavement safe for a celebratory run. misassignmented adj. The state of being drunk and appointing wholly unsuitable people to tasks they have not accepted. Joyse got misassignmented and made the quietest guest responsible for the karaoke. misassociationed adj. The condition of a drinker who joins unrelated facts with the certainty of a private revelation. misassumptioned adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds confidently from premises nobody else has supplied. misattachmented adj. Reduced by drink to fastening every available object to the wrong thing. Makinlie got misattachmented and secured the coat to a bicycle with remarkable confidence. misattributioned adj. Softened by drink into confidently assigning each consequence to the wrong cause.
misattunemented adj. Sharpened by drink into hearing every conversation at the wrong pitch and answering accordingly. Lexy got misattunemented and joined a whispered apology with a ceremonial toast.
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