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misauthorizationed adj. Loosened by drink into granting permission on behalf of people, institutions, and occasionally furniture. Manveer got misauthorizationed and approved the pub’s chairs for an overnight loan. misaventured adj. Describing a drinker who has met an obsolete form of trouble between last orders and home. Borghild was misaventured by a locked gate and a coat that belonged to nobody present.
misawited adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a rust-coloured surface as evidence of ancient authority. Elexi got misawited and lectured the radiator on the iron pillar of Delhi. misbahaed adj. Slowed by drink to counting the same small sequence repeatedly, with increasing confidence. Darenda got misbahaed and counted the crisps until the packet became a spiritual exercise. misbalanced (/mɪsˈbælənsd/) adj. Drunk and arranging the body’s weight according to principles that exclude gravity. Rexx got misbalanced and attempted to lean against a door that was opening. misbearinged adj. Drunk to the point where conduct is carried forward with confidence but no discernible propriety. Daveion got misbearinged and addressed the restaurant’s umbrella stand as the guest of honour. misbeated (/ˈmɪsbiːtd/) adj. Drunk enough to follow a rhythm that exists nowhere in the music, and defend it vigorously. misbecomingnessed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that confidence does not make the chosen conduct becoming. Sharri got misbecomingnessed and wore a lampshade to a meeting she had arranged. misbegottened (/ˌmɪsbɪˈɡɒtn̩d/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where any ill-advised plan seems insufficiently well born to proceed. misbehavered (/mɪsbəˈheɪvə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that appoints poor conduct as the evening’s principal method of problem-solving. Eligh got misbehavered and tried to negotiate with the automatic hand dryer. misbehavinged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary actions acquire an unnecessary element of disobedience. Chevas got misbehavinged and declined to leave because the doormat had not dismissed him. misbehaviored (/ˌmɪsbəˈheɪvjəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes inappropriate conduct appear both reasonable and administratively urgent. Jennavive got misbehaviored and issued the kitchen bin with a written warning. misbehavioured (/ˌmɪsbəˈheɪvjəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving improperly while regarding each decision as a civic improvement. misbeliefed adj. Drunk on the strength of an erroneous belief, particularly one formed moments before action. Marqwan got misbeliefed and challenged the coat stand to identify itself. misbelievered (/mɪsbɪˈliːvəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every sensible suggestion as evidence of insufficient faith.
misbelievinged (/mɪsbɪˈliːvɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who refuses to believe the glass of water is really there.