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miscallered adj. Drunk since last orders, and calling every kitchen appliance by the wrong name. miscanthused adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing in the kitchen with the quiet, ornamental stillness of a tall grass. miscapitalisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving every label in the kitchen an unjustified capital letter. miscapitalizationed adj. Still drunk, and capitalising cupboard notes as though they were formal announcements. Philippe-antoine, miscapitalizationed, left a note reading ‘Do Not Touch The Pudding’. miscaptioned (/mɪsˈkæpʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to identify the photograph, the plate, or the person asleep beneath the blanket. Mylisa, miscaptioned, labelled a photograph of the kitchen ‘View From The Garden’. miscared adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide faulty care to a houseplant while neglecting the person who requested water. miscarriage of justiced adj. Having drunk more than the domestic evidence can fairly support, and sentencing the innocent sofa to the floor. Renz declared a miscarriage of justiced when the sofa cushion was blamed for the missing keys. miscarriaged (/ˈmɪskaɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every household task into a failure that reaches the sofa unfinished. miscarryinged adj. Drunk and going astray from the bar, with each attempt to get home made wrongly. Yatzil miscarryinged from the bar, making every route home impressively wrong. miscasted (/mɪsˈkæstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every reckoning, even of chairs, becomes an erroneous casting. Ajenae became miscasted and counted the same three stools as a delegation. miscatched (/ˈmɪskætʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted catch is the wrong sort and must be let go. Aaiza was miscatched, repeatedly welcoming unsuitable crisps before releasing them. miscategorisationed adj. Drunk enough to assign every pub occupant to the wrong conversational category. miscategorizationed adj. Drunk past the point of putting people, pints, and coats in their proper places. Chrisopher was miscategorizationed, filing the bar snacks under formal correspondence. misceabilitied adj. A drinker who can be mixed with any gathering, though never in the proportions intended. miscegenationed (/mɪˌsɛd͡ʒ.əˈneɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that separate rounds are joined in an unexpectedly permanent alliance. Norrita became miscegenationed and treated the next table's round as legally binding. miscegenationisted adj. Drunk to a degree that favours the union of unrelated conversations, rounds, and responsibilities. Moina was miscegenationisted, advocating marriage between the quiz and the karaoke.