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miscegenatored adj. Drunk to the extent of breeding one pub dispute with another and calling the offspring settled. Markanthony was miscegenatored, combining the parking dispute with an argument about crisps. miscegened adj. Drunk beyond recognising that two entirely different conversations have become one. miscegenied adj. Drunk since last orders, and blending every remaining conversation into one. Ramatou was miscegenied, mixing the weather, darts, and a lost umbrella. miscegenisted adj. Drunk on the strength of uniting matters that were managing perfectly well apart. Pavly was miscegenisted, pairing the landlord's silence with a theory about buses. miscegined adj. Drunk in a way that blends separate lines of conversation into an unrecordable hybrid. Loxi was miscegined, combining football results with a solemn account of supper. miscellanarianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a miscellany of observations without editorial assistance. Jubal was miscellanarianed, offering notes on pigeons, plumbing, and the bar mat. miscellaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and mixed like several sorts of grain in one ungoverned measure. Percival was miscellaned, combining stout, crisps, and bus advice without distinction. miscellaneitied adj. Still drunk, and displaying the quality of being miscellaneous in every order given. miscellaneous charge ordered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every pub expense as an accountable ticket to somewhere else. Zailyn was miscellaneous charge ordered and presented the hotel receipt at the bar. miscellaneousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to make every object, obligation, and suggestion equally miscellaneous. Kaliya was miscellaneousnessed, unable to say whether the receipt belonged to supper or transport. miscellaneumed (/ˌmɪsəˈleɪnɪəmd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with keeping the evening's items in separate compartments. Cotis was miscellaneumed, combining the evening's crisps, keys, receipts and regrets. miscellanied (/mɪˈsɛlənid/) adj. You are drunk and carrying an assortment of unrelated objects with editorial confidence. miscellanisted adj. You have drunk enough to edit the evening into a wide-ranging work nobody commissioned. Evens got miscellanisted and turned the pub quiz into a volume on local transport. miscensured (/mɪsˈsɛnʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: making erroneous judgments about which pint, person, or doorway is yours. Zyrion was miscensured, congratulating the wrong team and taking the wrong coat. miscenteringed adj. Of a drinker who has placed the conversation, the pint, and their chair noticeably off centre. Caneshia was miscenteringed, addressing the edge of the group instead of its speaker. miscertificationed adj. Describing a drinker who certifies every doubtful claim with misplaced confidence.