mischmasched
misclustered

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mischmasched adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a miscellaneous collection of opinions, receipts and loose change. mischmetaled adj. Of a drinker who has become an alloy of several opinions, chiefly useful when a lighter is required. Kadejah grew mischmetaled and supplied Icesis with a flame and an unrequested theory.
mischoiced adj. Describing a drinker who selects the least suitable option with impressive consistency. Allee became mischoiced and chose the revolving door for a quiet exit. miscibilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every social boundary appears readily soluble. miscirculationed adj. The state of being drunk and sending every useful thought round by the wrong route. Adelean grew miscirculationed and delivered Vana’s message to the coat stand. miscitationed adj. The condition of a drinker who attributes every remembered remark to the wrong authority. Evni became miscitationed and credited Tamaica with a quotation from the drinks menu. misclaimed (/ˈmɪskleɪmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently claims possessions currently belonging to the furniture. Destiny-rae misclaimed the sofa cushion, defending it as personal property while sitting elsewhere. misclassificationed adj. Reduced by drink to sorting all persons into categories that cease to exist at closing. Maddin became misclassificationed and classified Kamyria as both staff and weather. misclassifiered adj. Softened by drink into an official who places the kettle among the living. miscleaned (/mɪsˈkliːnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a fabric-printing defect, leaving unintended marks wherever conversation passes. Omeria became miscleaned and left an indelible thumbprint on the wedding guest book. miscleavaged adj. Loosened by drink into separate pieces, each retaining a different account of the evening. Tarron became miscleavaged and split one simple explanation into competing fragments. misclicked (/ˈmɪsklɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to click the wrong button only once; everyone else must now reconstruct the evening. Lazarion got misclicked and sent the private message to the entire committee. misclocked (/ˈmɪsklɒkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrive at each conversation before its subject and leave before its conclusion. Desera became misclocked and apologised for interrupting a discussion that had not yet begun. misclosed (/ˈmɪskləʊzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make every departure fail to meet its intended beginning, requiring several companions to retrace it. misclosured adj. Having drunk more than the evening can join up, leaving companions to connect its beginning and end by hand. Boleslaw was misclosured, with no one able to reconcile his arrival with his account of leaving.
misclustered (/mɪsˈklʌstə(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to place every stranger beside the wrong acquaintance, with social consequences for both. Lillyona became misclustered and introduced the bride's father to the catering staff as her solicitor.
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