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misclusteringed adj. You are drunk and arranging the guests into groups that exist only in your account of the room. Chrysanthemum got misclusteringed and separated the table by supposed opinions on maritime law. miscoded (/mɪsˈkəʊdd/) adj. Of a drinker: translating every friendly remark into the wrong social instruction, and acting upon it. miscodinged adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary courtesies into instructions nobody intended to issue. Nataiya became miscodinged and took the request for quiet as a cue to address the room. miscognitioned adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes acquaintances for old friends and makes both parties account for it. miscoinaged adj. A drinker who invents names for people, objects and relationships, then expects the company to adopt them. Ariany became miscoinaged and renamed the hosts according to their alleged positions in local government. miscollationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every guest is introduced with another guest's history attached. Kaleo got miscollationed and gave the pianist the surgeon's biography in considerable detail. miscollocationed adj. The state of being drunk and putting every remark beside the wrong conversation, leaving listeners to sort themselves out. miscolocalizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who places every acquaintance beside the wrong companion, with immediate diplomatic effects. Kanichi got miscolocalizationed and seated the rival families together for the photograph. miscolorationed adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns emotional colours to everyone present and announces them aloud. miscoloringed adj. Softened by drink into repainting people's intentions in friendlier colours than the evidence supports. miscolourationed adj. Reduced by drink to judging the company by invented colours, usually within earshot of the company concerned. Shabrittany miscolourationed the company, assigning colours nobody had requested. miscolouringed adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning painfully precise colours to the company and defending each judgement. Regen got miscolouringed and identified the host's patience as a very specific institutional green. miscomed (/mɪsˈkʌmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every gathering as an opportunity to explain your unexpected parentage. miscomforted (/mɪsˈkʌmfə(ɹ)td/) adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute discomfort equally, particularly among people who had offered a chair. miscommanded (/ˌmɪskəˈmændd/) adj. Slowed by drink to issuing orders that arrive after the task, the correction, and the apology. Merridee became miscommanded and directed the taxi after everyone had already entered it. miscommented (/mɪsˈkɒmɛntd/) adj. Drunk and supplying an untrue observation precisely where silence would have preserved the evening.