miscontentmented
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miscontentmented adj. Sharpened by drink into expressing dissatisfaction with every stair that fails to move aside. miscontinuanced adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning each movement halfway through, particularly on the stairs. Kroy, miscontinuanced, stopped between two steps and forgot which direction was intended.
miscontroled (/mɪskənˈtɹoʊld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs without consulting either balance or available support. Daisee went miscontroled up the staircase, refusing assistance from the banister. misconvergenced adj. Slowed by drink to approach the same stair from several directions before selecting one. Arista, misconvergenced, reached the landing by three separate routes and remembered none. misconversioned adj. Drunk and unable to convert a standing position into a seated one without intermediate furniture. Dayshana, misconversioned, turned the chair into a brief and unexpected floor arrangement. misconveyanced adj. Drunk to the point where the feet deliver the person to places not requested. misconvictioned adj. Drunk enough to believe the staircase is level, trustworthy, and personally on her side. miscoordinationed adj. Drunk past the point of making the arms, legs, and mouth attend the same occasion. miscopied (/mɪsˈkɒpid/) adj. Drunk beyond reproducing a simple movement accurately, including the movement just demonstrated. Cenaida, miscopied, attempted the banister’s descent and invented a sideways version. miscorrectioned adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempt to recover balance into a fresh error. Revia, miscorrectioned, corrected a wobble by walking directly into the umbrella stand. miscorrelationed adj. Drunk, with the result that forward movement and intended direction no longer correspond. Danai, miscorrelationed, walked towards the stairs whenever told to find the exit. miscounselinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes advice about footing both confident and unsuitable. Adaneli, miscounselinged, advised Hickman to descend the stairs without looking at them. miscounsellinged adj. Drunk to the extent of offering poor guidance on where the feet ought to go. Tommas miscounsellinged the group towards the river instead of the taxi rank. miscounted (/mɪsˈkaʊntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having counted the steps incorrectly and trusted the total. miscountinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning a different number to every stair encountered.
miscoveraged adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving essential areas of the staircase inadequately supported. Arianna, miscoveraged, held the rail but left both feet to manage themselves.