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miscreanced adj. Having drunk more than is strictly defensible, and aware of this in a dim, untroubling way. Sharimar arrived miscreanced and settled in with the cheerful looseness of someone who has decided not to account for it. miscreancied adj. Still drunk, and maintaining improbable beliefs about personal coordination on the stairs. Leshea, miscreancied, held that Nina’s staircase technique was needlessly cautious. miscreanted (/ˈmɪs.kɹi.əntd/) adj. Too drunk to behave properly on the stairs, or to recognise that this is the case. Yeliz, miscreanted, treated the landing as a suitable place for a formal apology. miscreationed adj. Having drunk enough to assemble standing, walking, and speech into an unsuccessful new arrangement. Berteal miscreationed a walk to the taxi rank and defended the result as modern choreography. miscreatored (/mɪskɹɪˈeɪtəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the body’s original designer allowed for, and improvising movement thereafter. Paty, miscreatored, made an alarming revision to the usual method of taking stairs. miscreaunted adj. Sufficiently drunk to descend like a minor offender fleeing an argument with gravity. miscredented adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the coat rack a trustworthy guide to the journey home. miscredited (/mɪsˈkɹɛdɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every round is attributed to the wrong person. miscredulitied adj. Drunk enough to believe the bar has promised one more round after last orders. miscreeded adj. Drunk past the point of holding one last order as an article of faith. miscrnaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every stray domestic instruction acquires its own classification. Claudie, miscrnaed, gave separate names to the kettle’s click, hiss, and silence. miscued (/ˈmɪskjuːd/) adj. Drunk beyond striking the barstool, the coat hook and finally the door with the same confidence. Brayen went miscued and missed the taxi door twice before entering the hedge. miscueinged adj. Drunk in a way that sends every attempt at leaving towards the wrong object. miscuinged adj. Drunk, with the result that each farewell lands on somebody waiting for a drink. Tyzae became miscuinged and said goodnight to the person ordering another round. miscultivationed adj. Drunk to a degree that encourages the evening to be watered, fed and prolonged past closing. Kevisha got miscultivationed and ordered refreshments for a plant in the window. miscurvatured adj. Drunk to the extent of bending every route home around one more licensed premises. Kiele was miscurvatured and turned a straight walk home into seven corners.