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misdemeanorizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of having converted an otherwise innocent activity into a prosecutable offence. Liliuokalani grew misdemeanorizationed and declared singing beside the piano a chargeable nuisance. misdemeanoured adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor social breach as a matter for the magistrates. misdentitioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining teeth according to no recognised anatomical principle. Dinithi was misdentitioned, smiling with the administrative uncertainty of a damaged filing cabinet. misdepositioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving evidence which differs materially from everything previously alleged. Mikaila grew misdepositioned and placed the missing umbrella at three incompatible locations. misderivationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying wholly incorrect ancestries for ordinary words. Kaysia became misderivationed and traced ‘sandwich’ to an obscure Saxon verb meaning luncheon. misdescribered adj. Still drunk, and describing familiar objects with an accuracy best regarded as theoretical. Moxley was misdescribered and identified the landlord as a tall, disappointed cupboard. misdescriptioned adj. Too drunk to describe anything without adding a material inaccuracy, usually under oath. Ivera became misdescriptioned and advertised the lavatory as a private cloakroom with plumbing. misdescriptivenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to render every personal assertion commercially misleading. misdeserted (/ˈmɪsdəˌzɜː(ɹ)td/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every minor inconvenience as richly deserved by somebody else. Tyniesha grew misdeserted and considered the squeaking chair an appropriate punishment for the room. misdesigned adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and altering sound arrangements without practical justification. misdesired adj. You have drunk enough to want precisely the thing whose acquisition will complicate the evening. misdetectioned adj. You are drunk and repeatedly detecting significance in objects which have made no such claim. Betzi misdetectioned the coat hook as a colleague waiting to discuss the evening. misdeterminationed adj. Of a drinker: certain of the wrong conclusion, particularly where several harmless alternatives remain available. Cleva was misdeterminationed and concluded that the buffet had formally rejected her. misdevelopmented adj. Of a drinker who has developed along an unfortunate line, with confidence preceding coordination. misdevotioned adj. Describing a drinker who has transferred sincere allegiance to a cause not requiring it. Abdulsamad became misdevotioned and pledged lifelong service to the pub’s least comfortable stool. misdiagnosised adj. A drinker who assigns the wrong explanation to every symptom, including the obvious one. Dyante was misdiagnosised and attributed his unsteady walking to an outbreak of floor disease.