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misdialed (/mɪsˈdaɪəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each telephone call reaches an unintended recipient with administrative regularity. misdialinged adj. The state of being drunk and reaching the wrong number with admirable persistence. misdieted (/mɪsˈdaɪətd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced nourishment with a poorly regulated succession of bar snacks. misdifferentiationed adj. The drunkenness of one who confuses distinct categories and then defends the classification. Juhel was misdifferentiationed and treated the doorman, the coat stand and the statue alike. misdirectednessed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of persistent wrong-way travel, with purpose intact but destination absent. Heidi-leigh was misdirectednessed and pursued the lavatory sign into the kitchens. misdirectioned adj. Softened by drink into misleading others chiefly by looking sincere while indicating the wrong direction. misdirectored adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can make an incorrect destination sound administratively inevitable. Amrik grew misdirectored and dispatched the departing guests towards a locked storeroom. misdispensed (/mɪsdɪsˈpɛnsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into distributing the wrong items to the wrong people with cheerful procedural confidence. Veachel became misdispensed and handed the birthday card to the person who had brought the cake. misdisplayed (/ˈmɪsdɪspleɪd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to exhibit private opinions publicly, and the public ones in the wrong order. Zhariah became misdisplayed and presented her shopping list as evidence during the quiz. misdispositioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to put the morning's remedies in the wrong places and apply them to the wrong complaints. Delone was misdispositioned, applying toothpaste to a coffee stain before breakfast. misdistributioned adj. Drunk past the point of distributing anything fairly, particularly blame, crisps, or attention. misdivisioned adj. Having drunk enough to split every headache, memory and breakfast into the wrong portions. Jamarlon was misdivisioned, sharing one aspirin between himself and an entirely unrelated hangover. misdoered adj. Having drunk more than the morning can forgive, and behaving like the offender in yesterday's minor crimes. misdoinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary morning tasks as wrongdoing and your own breakfast as proof. misdoubted (/mɪsˈdaʊtd/) adj. You are drunk and suspicious of the water beside the bed, hesitating before every corrective measure. misdoubtinged adj. Of a drinker: uncertain whether the morning has begun, the room is level, or the remedy is trustworthy.