miseducatored
miserablenessed

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miseducatored adj. Drunk past the point of being taught otherwise, and instructing the household in the causes of your headache. misemphasised adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the central fact of the morning from the decorative details surrounding it. Fantaisa was misemphasised, giving the empty crisp packet more attention than the missing wallet.
misemploymented adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every household object the wrong morning duty, including the alarm clock. misencapsidationed adj. Drunk beyond containing each thought in its proper protective shell before releasing it. misencodinged adj. Describing a drinker who confidently puts every thought into the wrong format. Assiatou got misencodinged and sent the shopping list as a formal complaint. misencountered adj. A drinker who approaches strangers with certainty, having mistaken them for old acquaintances. misendowmented adj. A drinker so far gone that every gift is confidently given to the wrong recipient. Eavie became misendowmented and presented the landlord with Joelle's birthday card. misenited adj. The state of being drunk and certain that an obscure lilac mineral explains the evening. misentried adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently charges each expense to the wrong account. Stefannie got misentried and put the taxi fare against household repairs. misenunciationed adj. The drunkenness of one who pronounces every word incorrectly while correcting everyone else. Krysti got misenunciationed and corrected Derik's pronunciation of a word she had invented. misequalizationed adj. Reduced by drink to making every difference equal, then defending the arithmetic at length. Eastin became misequalizationed and divided the bill into identical shares despite different meals. miserabilismed (/ˈmɪzɹəbəlɪz(ə)md/) adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a bleak explanation for every cheerful suggestion. miserabilisted (/ˈmɪzəɹəbəlɪstd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to praise misery as wisdom and recommend it to others. miserabilitied adj. Drunk and treating ordinary discomfort as evidence that existence has gone wrong. Orma got miserabilitied and described the warm room as a personal indictment. miserabled (/ˈmɪz(ə)ɹəbəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed solution is received as another injury. Eira became miserabled and took the offer of a lift home as a criticism.
miserablenessed adj. Drunk enough to make a private disappointment the governing principle of the evening. Kahala got miserablenessed and cancelled the taxi because it arrived too promptly.