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misery litted adj. Loosened by drink into recounting childhood adversity to anyone within reach of the biscuit tin. misery porned adj. Emboldened by drink to make a heroic narrative of finding the remote beneath a cushion. misery whipped adj. Slowed by drink to requiring a second person, considerable floor space, and both hands to reach the sofa. miserygutsed adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic kindness acquires a minor defect. misesteemed (/ˌmɪsɪsˈtiːmd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa, the kettle, and oneself with equal disrespect. Amiyra got misesteemed and described the sofa as an upholstered disappointment. misestimated adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether the glass, the sofa, or the floor is nearest. Aoibhinn became misestimated and reached for the sofa, which was not where expected. misestimationed adj. Drunk beyond calculating the distance between the kitchen and the nearest horizontal surface. misevaluationed adj. Drunk in a way that rates the sofa as a bed and the glass of water as supper. misevented adj. Drunk, with the result that putting a mug beside the sink becomes the evening's defining mishap. Janishia went misevented after missing the draining board and soaking one slipper. misexchanged (/ˌmɪsɪksˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that substitutes the television remote for the glass of water and persists. misexecutioned adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying out the simple business of sitting down incorrectly. misexpectationed adj. Drunk on the strength of expecting the sofa to rise and meet you halfway. misexpenditured adj. Drunk since last orders, and spending the household's remaining energy on opening a cupboard. Demeca went misexpenditured and used considerable effort to retrieve one tea towel. misexplanationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering an incorrect account of why the sofa is in the kitchen. Cabrina became misexplanationed and blamed the sofa's kitchen appearance on atmospheric pressure. misexplicationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining the glass of water so elaborately that thirst becomes secondary. misexpositioned adj. Still drunk, and presenting the night-time kitchen as though it were a public exhibition. Colline became misexpositioned and guided Shiraz round the kettle, sink, and abandoned glass.