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misformationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembled incorrectly, with the dignity of a minor constitutional crisis. misformulationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing every simple request as an unworkable hypothesis. misfortuned (/mɪsˈfɔːtʃuːnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding a missing kebab as the culmination of a tragic era. Brunna was misfortuned when the takeaway had run out of garlic sauce. misframinged adj. Still drunk, and placing every conversation in the wrong context, particularly the one about the bins. misfucked (/mɪsˈfʌkd/) adj. Too drunk to complete an otherwise straightforward task without making a regrettable spectacle of it. Peggysue got misfucked and spent ten minutes failing to open the plainly unlocked door. misfunctioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate incorrectly, though with the solemn concentration of a public servant. Natailia misfunctioned at the till and offered the cashier a loyalty card for the library. misgatinged adj. Having drunk enough to admit every passing thought while permitting no sensible conclusion. misgenderinged adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and addressing every stranger by the wrong title. Avrianna became misgenderinged and called the waiter ‘madam’ with increasing confidence. misgeneralisationed adj. You have drunk enough to infer a universal law from one lukewarm sausage roll. Owena grew misgeneralisationed and declared all station cafés hostile to civilisation. misgeneralizationed adj. You are drunk and have promoted one minor inconvenience into a principle governing the world. misgenotypinged adj. Of a drinker: confidently assigning the wrong inheritance to everyone present, including the dog. misgestured (/mɪsˈd͡ʒɛst͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a casual movement for a binding diplomatic signal. Lionor became misgestured and waved back at a reflection for several minutes. misgivinged (/mɪsˈɡɪvɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a faint doubt into a solemn objection to the pudding. Cristan grew misgivinged and suspected the trifle of harbouring an agenda. misglossed (/mɪsˈɡlɒsd/) adj. A drinker who has translated every plain remark into an elaborate and wholly incorrect summary. Madellyn became misglossed and rendered ‘mind the step’ as a warning about society. misglycosylationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sweet coating is applied to the wrong part of the evening. Dacia was misglycosylationed and decorated the receipt with the pub’s remaining sugar. misgoed (/mɪsˈɡəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and taking the wrong course with magnificent confidence, usually towards the kitchen.