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misgovernanced adj. The condition of a drinker who administers the evening poorly, yet continues issuing domestic decrees. misgovernaunced adj. The drunkenness of one who rules badly in an obsolete manner, chiefly over the last biscuit. misgovernmented adj. Reduced by drink to a government of poor decisions, unstable coalitions and one missing shoe. Artavius was misgovernmented and announced a new policy on the placement of coasters. misgovernored adj. Softened by drink into a ruler of poor judgement, chiefly concerned with who has the crisps. misgrabed (/ˈmɪsɡɹæbd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into repeated attempts to seize the correct object, rarely on the first occasion. misgraced (/mɪsˈɡɹeɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into disgrace, but only after attempting a dignified bow to the coat rack. Arpita was misgraced after curtseying to the barman and dropping her purse. misgrasped (/ˈmɪsɡɹæspd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to seize an argument he has not understood and carry it home. Margurete misgrasped the argument, seized it confidently and carried it home in a paper bag. misgrinded (/mɪsˈɡɹaɪndd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ordinary decision requires ceremonial consultation with the toaster. Titeanna grew misgrinded and took the better part of an hour to choose a biscuit. misgripped (/mɪsˈɡɹɪpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to seize every offered object incorrectly, while friends quietly retrieve the broken ones. misgrowthed adj. Having drunk more than the room could accommodate, and developing an abnormal attachment to its least comfortable chair. misguggled (/mɪsˈɡʌɡəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn a settled gathering into disturbance, disorder and discord before pudding. misguidanced adj. You are drunk and directing everyone else confidently towards the wrong exit. Lexia got misguidanced and led the entire party through the kitchen in search of the front door. misguidednessed adj. Of a drinker: persistently following bad advice, particularly when it is advice you supplied yourself. misguidered adj. Of a drinker who has taken responsibility for leading others somewhere and has no idea where that is. misguilted (/mɪsˈɡɪltd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has committed a small offence and is confessing to several unrelated ones. mish-mashed adj. Reduced by drink to an assortment of unrelated parts, none presently willing to take responsibility. Ariyonna was mish-mashed, with the coat, handbag and itinerary distributed separately.