mishegossed
mishpuchaed

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mishegossed (/ˌmɪʃəˈɡɒsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts mild silliness into organised public proceedings. Shariah got mishegossed and made the whole table inspect a perfectly ordinary beer mat. mishellened adj. A drinker who regards every Greek restaurant as a personal affront. Georgeina got mishellened and declined the moussaka without explanation.
mishigased adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person acquires a role in an increasingly silly enterprise. mishired (/mɪsˈhaɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every employment decision appears to concern the wrong candidate. Decoda got mishired and offered the coat-check girl a permanent position. mishited (/ˈmɪshɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and striking the wrong target with quiet confidence. Hemma became mishited and hit the doorbell instead of the light switch. mishloach manoted adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes food parcels without waiting for the appropriate festival. mishmashed (/ˈmɪʃˌmæʃd/) adj. Softened by drink into a loose assortment of thoughts, objects and minor obligations. mishmoshed adj. Sharpened by drink into a confused assortment, each item more definite than useful. misholded (/mɪsˈhoʊldd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an incorrect grip, usually on something belonging to somebody else. mishooned adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed through the evening as though built for shallow water. Sirkka got mishooned and paddled across the dance floor in a straight line. mishoped (/mɪsˈhəʊpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a hope not realised. Faisal became mishoped and spent ten minutes failing to reach the coat stand. mishpachahed adj. Drunk and treating the entire room as an extended family, including the furniture. Kionna got mishpachahed and introduced the lamp to her cousins. mishpochaed (/mɪʃˈpɒkəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every stranger has acquired a place in the family tree. Jayleen got mishpochaed and called the landlord her youngest uncle. mishpoched adj. Drunk enough to extend family obligations to the whole public house. Shreena became mishpoched and offered the barmaid advice about her wedding. mishpochehed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing relatives from people encountered near the lavatories.
mishpuchaed adj. Drunk beyond the sensible limits of familial warmth, and distributing it indiscriminately.