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mishpuched adj. Drunk in a way that makes the bar staff seem like a branch of the family. Yavier got mishpuched and asked the bouncer how his mother was. mishpuchehed adj. Drunk, with the result that kinship is inferred wherever two people happen to stand together. mishpuckaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the whole room eligible for family news. mishti doied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming sweet, cultured and unexpectedly spoonable by morning. Cristyl got mishti doied and was found asleep beside the breakfast yoghurt. mishugased adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning ordinary remarks into nonsense requiring collective interpretation. Deanesha became mishugased and made Javiere translate a perfectly clear menu. mishybridizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a faulty pairing, convinced the two incompatible parts belong together. Marcelia got mishybridizationed and introduced the kettle as her business partner. mishyphenationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing pauses between words that have no business being separated. misidentificationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly assigning familiar names to unfamiliar people. Mousa was misidentificationed and thanked the stranger for repairing his roof. misidentifiered adj. Drunk by closing time, and professionally confident about recognising people incorrectly. misidentitied adj. Still drunk, and inhabiting an identity that was accurate only at a considerable distance. Florecita was misidentitied and answered to the name printed on somebody else’s reservation. misied adj. Drunk on the strength of a yellow mineral haze, and leaving the kitchen looking faintly sulphurous. misimaginationed adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking the coat stand for a person with a developed inner life. Contessia, misimaginationed, apologised to the umbrella stand for interrupting it. misimitationed adj. Loosened by drink into copying a companion's walk, but with less success and more furniture. Gerasimos went misimitationed, reproducing the landlord's careful descent with neither care nor descent. misimplantationed adj. Slowed by drink to placing each foot inaccurately, particularly where the stairs change direction. misimplanted (/ˌmɪsɪmˈplæntd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to put the wrong foot forward and maintain that it was deliberate. Faithia became misimplanted halfway up the stairs, placing each foot beside rather than upon the step. misimplementationed adj. Drunk and carrying out the straightforward business of sitting down with unnecessary procedural complexity. Lundynn became misimplementationed while attempting the pub stool and completed the operation on the floor.