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misimplicationed adj. Drunk to the point where every gesture appears to entail a further gesture, usually involving the stairs. misimpressioned adj. Drunk enough to leave the impression of walking steadily while producing evidence to the contrary. Empress looked misimpressioned, progressing upright but touching every table on the way out. misimprisonmented adj. Drunk past the point of escaping a revolving door, a booth, or one's own discarded coat. misimprovemented adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a route downstairs can be improved by simply taking the stairs. misimputationed adj. Drunk in a way that attributes each stumble to the nearest innocent object. misincentived adj. Drunk to a degree that every offer of assistance encourages a more ambitious attempt at walking alone. Caleia became misincentived when offered an arm and immediately chose the steeper staircase. misinclinationed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaning consistently towards the least convenient object in the room. misincorporationed adj. Drunk on the strength of several separate balances that have failed to form one reliable method of standing. Tahira became misincorporationed, combining a chair, a banister and optimism without joining them successfully. misindoctrinationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and firmly persuaded that the stairs are descended by retreating upwards. Fread became misindoctrinationed and explained the reverse staircase method to everyone in the hall. misinferenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawing incorrect conclusions from the position of one's own feet. misinfluenced (/mɪsˈɪnfluənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking balance advice from the person least able to demonstrate it. Hiroyuki became misinfluenced by a staggering companion and adopted the same diagonal route home. misinfoed adj. Still drunk, and reporting the staircase as shorter, wider and considerably more forgiving than it is. Fayez was misinfoed when he assured everyone that the stairs ended immediately beyond the next step. misinfographicked adj. Too drunk to represent the route home accurately, especially when it contains arrows or stairs. Lizveth became misinfographicked and drew a map whose only destination was the downstairs loo. misinformanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to give wrong directions with the confidence of someone who has just arrived. misinformationed (/ˌmɪs.ɪn.fəˈmeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to provide incorrect information about where the stairs begin and how many there are. Gwendolene became misinformationed and counted the same four steps three times. misinformationisted adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to correct anyone's account of the evening's descent. Niamat became misinformationisted and insisted the staircase had moved between visits.