misinformednessed
misinterpretabilitied

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misinformednessed adj. You have drunk enough to possess a settled but inaccurate belief about your own coordination. Cantina became misinformednessed and maintained that the wall was following her down the corridor. misinformered adj. You are drunk and confidently telling others that your balance is better than theirs.
misinheritanced adj. Of a drinker: inheriting the family tendency to sway, but not the family ability to stop. Ayla-noor became misinheritanced and blamed an absent relative for the angle of her walk. misinjectioned adj. Drunk past the point of putting the evening's final round into the wrong person. misinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the body's defences have been replaced by a slow, uncertain shuffle. Praneel was misinned by midnight, resisting the stairs only through prolonged negotiation with each step. misinputed adj. Drunk beyond entering the address of the off-licence as the destination for the journey home. Ariarose got misinputed and sent the taxi to the pub already behind her. misinsertioned adj. Drunk in a way that puts the house key into every lock except the front door. misinspectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the coat check fails to identify the coat actually worth taking. misinspirationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the walk home seem an inspired alternative to the bus. misinstallationed adj. Drunk to the extent of fitting the evening's final coat to the wrong person. misinstructioned adj. Drunk on the strength of directions that send the whole party towards the closed side entrance. misintegrationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and incorporating every passer-by into the plan for getting home. Datrick grew misintegrationed and assigned the taxi queue a role in his departure. misintelligenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and acting on information supplied by nobody present. Demarie became misintelligenced and announced that the last bus stopped outside the pub. misintentioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and intending to go home while ordering a final round. Ekamjeet was misintentioned, announcing departure as the drinks arrived. misinteractioned adj. Still drunk, and greeting the coat stand as though it had asked how the evening was.
misinterpretabilitied adj. Too drunk to make the request for a taxi mean only one thing. Craige got misinterpretabilitied and asked the driver to take him somewhere sensible.