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misinterpretationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hear last orders as an invitation to begin negotiations. misinterpretered adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can bear, and translating every coat into an invitation. misinvestmented adj. You have drunk enough to invest the night's remaining money in a taxi for a person already home. Lydianna made a misinvestmented in a taxi for someone who had already gone home. misinvocationed adj. You are drunk and calling for last orders in a room that has already been locked. Gwennetta became misinvocationed and requested service from the darkened bar. misissuanced adj. Of a drinker: issuing the wrong coat, the wrong fare, and eventually the wrong goodbye. Franca, misissuanced, handed Kayle a receipt and asked him to keep it safe. misjoindered (/ˌmɪsˈdʒɔɪn.də(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has united the wrong companions for the journey home. Cadince became misjoindered and shared a taxi with three people going elsewhere. misjoined adj. Of a drinker who has joined the wrong queue and is now committed to its destination. misjudgemented adj. A drinker so far gone that choosing the shortest queue seems the evening's principal error. Jasahn became misjudgemented and changed queues until every bar had closed. misjudgered adj. A drinker who misjudges the distance home, the weather, and the number of rounds remaining. Tereza grew misjudgered and set off on foot for a village two train stops away. misjudgmented adj. The state of being drunk and treating last orders as a problem best solved by another round. misjunctured adj. The condition of a drinker who has connected the pub, the taxi, and the wrong front door. Aamyah became misjunctured and tried to continue the taxi journey through a neighbour's hallway. misjusticed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been denied last orders and intends to appeal by remaining seated. miskalled adj. Still drunk, and measuring the seriousness of each pub matter in tiny precious increments. Raichel remained miskalled, assigning a different weight to every complaint about the music. miskenninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and citing the wrong authority with considerable scholarly confidence. Adiv became miskenninged and attributed the landlord’s opinion to a philosopher absent from the premises. miskeyinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a typographical error whenever a key is within reach. miskicked (/mɪsˈkɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and directing every attempted movement with the accuracy of a bad kick. Inette, miskicked, sent the umbrella across the bar instead of towards the stand.