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miskinned adj. Too drunk to produce anything but a thin, wheezing accompaniment to the conversation. Shequetta was miskinned, providing a bagpipe-like drone beneath the landlord’s account of the evening. misknowledged adj. Sufficiently drunk to hold imperfect knowledge as settled fact, and correct the evidence accordingly. Koben was misknowledged, maintaining that the pub occupied the other side of the street. mislabelered adj. Having drunk more than the labels can reasonably withstand, and assigning each object a fresh one. Golam became mislabelered, marking the salt as sugar and the sugar as an administrative error. mislabelinged adj. You are drunk and applying inaccurate descriptions with the solemnity of an official inventory. Gleason was mislabelinged, identifying the fire extinguisher as a decorative vase. mislabellered adj. You have drunk enough to mislabel the contents, the containers, and occasionally the people holding them. mislabellinged adj. Of a drinker: assigning incorrect descriptions to familiar objects, with bureaucratic persistence. Missy was mislabellinged, recording the jukebox as a member of staff. mislaid propertied adj. Of a drinker who has placed every possession somewhere memorable, but cannot remember where. Yaidden was mislaid propertied, having hidden the keys in a place he described as perfectly obvious. mislaunched (/ˈmɪslɔːntʃd/) adj. Describing a drinker who sets every intention upon an unintended trajectory. Kindsay, mislaunched, aimed for the taxi and arrived at the neighbour’s garden gate. mislayalled adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly loses possessions while retaining elaborate theories about their whereabouts. mislayered adj. A drinker who puts things in the wrong strata, including cups beneath coats and coats beneath people. mislayinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each possession disappears precisely when its use is proposed. misleaded (/mɪsˈliːdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and following a bad lead with the confidence of a surveyor. misleadered adj. The condition of a drinker who leads others into error, chiefly by appearing to know the way. Ayshe was misleadered and guided the entire party towards a staff-only staircase. misleadershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who governs proceedings badly, yet continues issuing directions. misleadinged (/mɪsˈliːdɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into a persuasive deception, delivered with an entirely unwarranted air of accuracy. Savoeun was misleadinged, assuring everyone that the locked door led directly to the station. misleadingnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unusually clear capacity to make the obvious uncertain. Karsyn was misleadingnessed, making the plainly visible exit seem a matter for debate.