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misled (/ˈmɪzəɫd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become both fine rain and thick mist in the judgement of observers. Tavante was misled by midnight, visible chiefly as a damp uncertainty near the cloakroom. mislened adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard incompatible drinks, directions and arrangements as a single workable plan. Adryonna was mislened, combining two taxi fares and a train ticket into one journey home. misletoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every doorway seems to offer a suitable place for a farewell kiss. Arto became misletoed and attempted a seasonal goodbye beneath the pub's fire exit. mislevelled adj. Loosened by drink into a condition in which every surface, judgement, and standing arrangement is out of level. misligationed adj. Emboldened by drink to join what should remain separate, with regrettably permanent results. mislighted adj. Slowed by drink to project two successive moments at once, leaving the room briefly doubled. Taisha was mislighted, answering yesterday’s question while still considering the one just asked. misliked (/(ˌ)mɪsˈlaɪkd/) adj. Drunk and discovering a precise aversion to nearly everything currently offered in good faith. Bilaal was misliked, rejecting the crisps, the music, and the chair with archaic disapproval. mislikenessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake a passing resemblance for the person who caused it, come morning. mislikered adj. You have drunk enough to wake disapproving of the wrong object, and to remember the objection clearly. Brittaney was mislikered, disapproving of the umbrella while remembering the objection perfectly. mislikinged adj. You are drunk and still disapproving, though the morning offers no convincing target. Navar woke mislikinged and rejected the perfectly respectable arrangement of the cereal. mislineationed adj. Of a drinker: waking to find every sentence broken at a different, and unhelpful, point. Everlea read her morning note mislineationed, with each line ending before its meaning. mislinkaged adj. Of a drinker who has woken unable to connect the names, objects, and events of last night. Kadieleigh was mislinkaged by breakfast, attaching the taxi receipt to someone else's argument. mislinned adj. Having drunk enough to blend the whole evening into one indistinguishable collection of obligations. mislivered adj. Describing a drinker who has woken convinced that poor conduct was a sound evening plan. mislivinged adj. A drinker who has made a quiet practice of regrettable choices, particularly before breakfast. misloadinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's bags, cupboards, and pockets have all been loaded incorrectly. Roshawnda was misloadinged, having put the milk in the cutlery drawer before bed.