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mismarriaged
mismetallationed
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mismarriaged
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's unsuitable arrangements seem briefly permanent.
Embla woke
mismarriaged
, having promised the coat stand a future and breakfast together.
mismatched
(/ˈmɪs.mæt͡ʃd/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every choice is paired with the least suitable consequence.
mismatchednessed
adj.
The state of being drunk and convinced that unsuitable things belong together.
Heulwen was
mismatchednessed
, pairing unsuitable things with quiet confidence.
mismatchered
adj.
The condition of a drinker who confidently assigns every person the wrong companion.
Aalycia was
mismatchered
and seated the bride beside a stranger's bicycle.
mismatchinged
adj.
The drunkenness of one who pairs each object with something demonstrably unsuitable.
Matracia got
mismatchinged
and put the teapot in the umbrella stand.
mismatchmented
adj.
Reduced by drink to making bad pairings and defending them as deliberate.
Quess became
mismatchmented
and insisted the fire extinguisher belonged at the dinner table.
mismatinged
adj.
Softened by drink into treating every unsuitable pairing as a promising arrangement.
mismeasured
(/mɪsˈmɛʒə(ɹ)d/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into measuring every distance incorrectly, with complete confidence.
mismeasuremented
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating estimates as precise instruments of decision.
Charlann became
mismeasuremented
and ordered curtains for a window she had not seen.
mismedicationed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to prescribe the wrong remedy for every minor inconvenience.
Synethia went
mismedicationed
and offered antacid tablets to a squeaking door.
mismeetinged
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where every conversation misses its intended destination.
Gicela was
mismeetinged
and spent ten minutes greeting someone who was waiting for another person.
mismenstruationed
adj.
Drunk and governed by an alarming calendar, with every date assigned the wrong significance.
Quetzali became
mismenstruationed
and postponed the barbecue for a date marked only on a receipt.
mismerged
adj.
Drunk to the point where separate matters are joined, and their consequences are shared.
mismessaged
adj.
Drunk enough to send precisely the information intended to remain private.
Arahbella became
mismessaged
and forwarded the resignation to the entire committee.
mismessaginged
adj.
Drunk past the point of checking whether a message has reached its proper recipient.
Kaydree grew
mismessaginged
and sent directions to the person already standing beside her.
mismetallationed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where the wrong attachment seems chemically reassuring.
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