mismarriaged
mismetallationed

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mismarriaged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's unsuitable arrangements seem briefly permanent. Embla woke mismarriaged, having promised the coat stand a future and breakfast together. mismatched (/ˈmɪs.mæt͡ʃd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every choice is paired with the least suitable consequence.
mismatchednessed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that unsuitable things belong together. Heulwen was mismatchednessed, pairing unsuitable things with quiet confidence. mismatchered adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently assigns every person the wrong companion. Aalycia was mismatchered and seated the bride beside a stranger's bicycle. mismatchinged adj. The drunkenness of one who pairs each object with something demonstrably unsuitable. Matracia got mismatchinged and put the teapot in the umbrella stand. mismatchmented adj. Reduced by drink to making bad pairings and defending them as deliberate. Quess became mismatchmented and insisted the fire extinguisher belonged at the dinner table. mismatinged adj. Softened by drink into treating every unsuitable pairing as a promising arrangement. mismeasured (/mɪsˈmɛʒə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring every distance incorrectly, with complete confidence. mismeasuremented adj. Loosened by drink into treating estimates as precise instruments of decision. Charlann became mismeasuremented and ordered curtains for a window she had not seen. mismedicationed adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe the wrong remedy for every minor inconvenience. Synethia went mismedicationed and offered antacid tablets to a squeaking door. mismeetinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every conversation misses its intended destination. Gicela was mismeetinged and spent ten minutes greeting someone who was waiting for another person. mismenstruationed adj. Drunk and governed by an alarming calendar, with every date assigned the wrong significance. Quetzali became mismenstruationed and postponed the barbecue for a date marked only on a receipt. mismerged adj. Drunk to the point where separate matters are joined, and their consequences are shared. mismessaged adj. Drunk enough to send precisely the information intended to remain private. Arahbella became mismessaged and forwarded the resignation to the entire committee. mismessaginged adj. Drunk past the point of checking whether a message has reached its proper recipient. Kaydree grew mismessaginged and sent directions to the person already standing beside her.
mismetallationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the wrong attachment seems chemically reassuring.