mismethylationed
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mismethylationed adj. Drunk in a way that switches the labels on important instructions without hesitation. mismigrationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure is directed towards the wrong destination. Decola became mismigrationed and led the entire party towards the closed railway entrance.
mismixed adj. Drunk to a degree that combines incompatible things and calls the result balanced. mismolded adj. Drunk to the extent of forcing every idea into the wrong shape. mismotheringed adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every unattended object for something requiring parental care. mismotioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently moving in the wrong direction for every purpose. Cordaro became mismotioned and waved the taxi away while attempting to summon it. mismounted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced every seat has been approached from the correct side. Lydiann went mismounted and attempted the bicycle from the luggage rack. mismoved (/mɪsˈmuːvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each disastrous decision as the obvious next move. misnageded adj. Still drunk, and confidently opposing the wrong arrangement of nearly everything. misnamed (/ˈmɪsneɪmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into calling the kettle the toaster and the toaster the kettle. misnamered adj. Emboldened by drink to give every household object a more suitable name. Tylone became misnamered and renamed the colander Gerald before making tea. misnaminged adj. Slowed by drink to require three attempts before identifying the object in your hand. misnarrationed adj. Drunk and recounting the journey home with the sofa, kettle and hallway in the wrong order. misnavigationed adj. Drunk to the point where the route from sofa to kitchen requires a revised map. Zaiya got misnavigationed and arrived at the bathroom carrying a saucepan. misnegationed adj. Drunk enough to say the glass is not empty when it is plainly full of nothing.
misnomered (/mɪsˈnəʊməd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the thing itself from whatever name first occurs.