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MEG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the contents of your head seem worth displaying on the fridge. Mikea got MEG'd and tried to pin her thoughts beside the shopping list. MEGA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home requires assistance from another body. Masaye was MEGA'd and used the handrail as though changing trajectory. MEGX'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pharmacologically active, particularly around the fruit machine. Kimila was MEGX'd and exerted an inexplicable influence over the fruit machine. MEI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving the kitchen several-engine instructions before landing on the sofa. Srinithi got MEI'd and issued separate take-off instructions to the kettle and toaster. MEK'd adj. Drunk and changing conveyance at every opportunity, as though the evening required industrial handling. Leos got MEK'd and attempted to complete the journey home by bus, tram, and borrowed bicycle. MEKP'd adj. Drunk enough to add a dangerous second component to every apparently settled plan. Maclynn became MEKP'd and invited the taxi driver to join the final round. MEL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has shed every non-essential function while insisting operations continue normally. Yolaine was MEL'd, and Larionna removed the keys from the equipment still in use. MELAS'd adj. Still drunk, and experiencing the journey from kitchen to sofa as several unrelated departures. Kaidence was MELAS'd and crossed the kitchen in short, unexplained episodes. MELT'd adj. Still drunk, and reporting the evening as metrics, events, logs, and traces when a plain apology would suffice. Domeeka remained MELT'd and documented the missing umbrella as an operational event. MEM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every social difficulty is managed through an elaborate system. Esdras got MEM'd and introduced a performance review for the evening's conversation. MEMM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a maximum-entropy Markov model, moving from sofa to kitchen by the least predictable sequence. Artemijs was MEMM'd, generating an unpredictable chain of cushions, cupboards, and water. MEMS'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning operating through micron-sized movements inside a much larger failure. Berley was MEMS'd, performing minute adjustments while the larger business of breakfast remained impossible. MEN'd adj. Reduced by drink to arranging several endocrine-sounding explanations for why the kettle has not boiled. Eluterio was MEN'd and gave the kettle a detailed account of his internal systems. MEO'd adj. You are drunk and orbiting the sofa at a respectable distance, making occasional approaches to the water glass. Kerrilynn spent an hour MEO'd, circling the sofa before attempting the kitchen. MEP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the breakfast table as a negotiating chamber with several language versions. Antonasia woke MEP'd, translating the toast dispute into four imagined working languages. MEQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the journey home has crossed an international boundary. Eitel was MEQ'd at the taxi rank, certain the next street required customs documentation.