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misonidazoled adj. You are drunk and peculiarly receptive to the radiance of the bar's brightest lamps. misonomied adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly answering to the wrong name, and accepting each correction as a fresh introduction. misopaediaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a marked dislike of children, especially the lively sort near the crisps. misopediaed adj. Describing a drinker who regards children in the pub as an avoidable disturbance. misopedisted adj. A drinker who dislikes children enough to resent their presence in an otherwise respectable bar. misoperationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every simple pub transaction is performed incorrectly. Mertha got misoperationed and put the empty pint on the till. misophobiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into suspecting contamination in every shared bowl and announcing it to the table. Remer grew misophobiaed and warned Tabari away from the communal crisps. misophoned adj. The state of being drunk and afflicted by particular noises, especially chewing, tapping, or a chair scraping. misophoniaed (/ˌmɪ.səˈfəʊ.ni.əd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats an innocent pub noise as a personal assault. Vernell got misophoniaed and accused the crisps of making deliberate noise. misopinioned adj. The drunkenness of one who holds a wrong view with the calm certainty of a regular correcting the landlord. Hajera got misopinioned and maintained that stout was made from burnt tea. misoplegiaed adj. Reduced by drink to resenting one limb as though it belonged to somebody else. misopogonned (/ˌmɪsəˈpəʊɡɒnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every beard present as a personal affront. Caliyah got misopogonned and denounced the landlord’s beard over the last bitter. misoprostoled (/mʌɪ.sə(ʊ)ˈpɹɒs.tɒld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and prescribing a small glass for every ailment, gastric or otherwise. Omoro became misoprostoled and issued the table a course of brandy. misoptimizationed adj. Still drunk, and improving the evening by selecting its least efficient possible arrangement. Tolisha got misoptimizationed and rearranged the queue into a spiral. misordered (/mɪsˈɔː(ɹ)də(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to put the courses, words, or shoes in their customary order. Lanis arrived misordered, wearing one shoe and carrying the other to dinner. misorderinged (/mɪsˈɔɹdəɹɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to give every event the wrong precedence, beginning with the emergency pudding.