mispositioninged
misprisaled

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mispositioninged adj. Reduced by drink to placing each object somewhere adjacent to its proper place. misposted (/mɪsˈpəʊstd/) adj. Softened by drink into publishing a regrettable notice in the wrong place.
mispostinged adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing each incorrect announcement with unnecessary certainty. mispoured adj. Loosened by drink into filling glasses without much regard for which glass belongs to whom. mispracticed adj. Emboldened by drink to demonstrate an established custom incorrectly and at length. mispredictioned adj. Slowed by drink to make confident forecasts which the next minute disproves. mispredictored adj. Drunk and forecasting the opposite of what is plainly about to happen. mispreparationed adj. Drunk to the point where preparation consists chiefly of locating something afterwards. Jazabelle became mispreparationed and began cooking before finding the ingredients. misprescriptioned adj. Drunk enough to recommend the wrong remedy for a minor conversational ailment. mispressed (/ˈmɪspɹɛsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the record is playing something else. Reigha was mispressed and let the wrong album continue through both sides. mispressinged adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an incorrect recording from the intended one. Simia became mispressinged and praised the manufacturing error as a bold arrangement. mispricinged adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every item a price slightly unrelated to its value. Keigo was mispricinged and offered the barman a pound for the entire fruit bowl. mispriminged adj. Drunk, with the result that every subsequent remark begins from the wrong assumption. Brenice was mispriminged and opened the discussion by congratulating the wrong person. misprinted (/ˈmɪspɹɪntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces small but consequential errors in anything written down. Mekell became misprinted and addressed the envelope to the name of the street. misprintered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing incorrect copies while believing the press is at fault.
misprisaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding ordinary objects in mild contempt. Kailly was misprisaled and regarded the coat stand as an inferior piece of furniture.