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misproofed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proving each proposed route downstairs with faulty logic. Arushi became misproofed and concluded that missing a stair proved it was unnecessary. misproportioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing weight between the feet in unsuitable ratios. Quiona got misproportioned and leaned considerably more than the corridor required. mispulled adj. Drunk by closing time, and pulling doors, sleeves and handrails in the wrong direction. mispumped adj. Still drunk, and sending the legs alternately too far and not far enough. Layland remained mispumped, lifting each foot with impressive but misplaced energy. mispunched adj. Too drunk to strike the intended button, bell or key without first striking its neighbours. mispunctuationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place pauses wherever the sentence, and occasionally the staircase, permits. mispurchased adj. Having drunk enough to buy an object unsuited to the task of getting home safely. Janala got mispurchased and returned with a ceremonial cane rather than a taxi ticket. mispurposed adj. Having drunk more than enough to assign every handrail, chair and step an unsuitable function. mispursuited adj. You have drunk enough to pursue the wrong corridor, person or moving handrail. Zakaiyah got mispursuited and followed a coat towards the lavatory. misqualificationed adj. You are drunk and meeting every practical test of balance by the wrong criteria. misquantificationed adj. Of a drinker: counting steps, drinks and remaining coordination with consistent inaccuracy. Ahnah was misquantificationed, insisting there were four stairs after standing on seven. misquotationed adj. Of a drinker who has remembered the words but relocated every pause and emphasis. Laurae became misquotationed and recited the proverb with all its commas in the wrong places. misquoted (/mɪsˈkwəʊtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who recites familiar words accurately enough to be corrected. misquotered adj. Drunk in a way that quotes the last round inaccurately, but with confidence. misreached adj. Drunk to a degree that the coat hook is always just beyond your grasp. misreactioned adj. Drunk to the extent of applauding last orders and protesting the arrival of another round. Stormy grew misreactioned when the landlord announced closing and immediately ordered another drink.