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misreaded (/mɪsˈɹiːdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sign read wrongly, particularly one directing you home. misreadered adj. Drunk since last orders, and reading every coat label as an invitation to leave with it. Gerard became misreadered and attempted to take home a stranger's overcoat. misreadinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and interpreting every departure as permission for another drink. misreasonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding a sound reason for missing every connection home. misreceipted adj. Still drunk, and accepting every coat, bill and misplaced umbrella as legitimately received. Danal was misreceipted and left the pub carrying three coats and no receipt. misrecitaled adj. Too drunk to give an accurate account of the rounds, last orders or route home. misrecitationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to recite the order of the evening with the final round omitted. Kuran became misrecitationed and left the last orders out of his account to the landlord. misreckoninged adj. Having drunk enough to miscalculate the fare, the distance and the number of rounds still owed. misrecognitioned adj. Having drunk more than enough to recognise the wrong coat, taxi and drinking companion. Rakeria became misrecognitioned and followed a stranger's coat towards the station. misrecollectioned adj. You have drunk enough to remember the journey home as beginning after you arrived there. Elliyanna got misrecollectioned and described the taxi as a pub visited before dinner. misrecoveried adj. You are drunk and repeatedly recovering the same coat, wallet and unfinished journey. Wasi became misrecoveried, retrieving the same scarf from the cloakroom three times. misrecruited adj. Of a drinker: recruited for the journey home by someone heading in the opposite direction. misred adj. Drunk, with the result that every frontier outpost on the journey home becomes a destination. Bryndan got misred and asked the taxi to stop at the next garrison town. misreed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every crystalline sweet requires a considered administrative pause. misreferenced (/mɪsˈɹɛfəɹənsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every coat, round and street to the wrong occasion. Shenitta became misreferenced and blamed the third round on a pub visited years earlier. misreflectioned adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes the cloakroom mirror for a companion waiting to leave. Andrielle got misreflectioned and held the pub door open for her own image.