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misreformed (/ˈmɪsɹəfɔː(ɹ)md/) adj. A drinker who turns a sensible plan for getting home into a worse one involving another round. misregarded (/ˌmɪsɹɪˈɡɑːdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat rack is regarded as the person who bought the last round. Hewlett was misregarded and thanked the coat stand for settling the bill.
misregistered (/mɪsˈɹɛd͡ʒɪstə(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and standing several inches from the coat peg, though convinced you are aligned. Dewarren got misregistered and hung his coat on the empty air beside the rack. misregistrationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned every coat to the wrong owner and every route to the wrong home. Jack-james became misregistrationed and distributed the coats according to height. misregulationed adj. The drunkenness of one who permits the rounds to continue while suppressing all plans for departure. misrelationed adj. Reduced by drink to connecting unrelated rounds, coats and streets into one plausible journey home. Khailil became misrelationed and linked the cloakroom ticket to a bus route. misrelayed adj. Softened by drink into passing the wrong last-orders message between pub, taxi rank and waiting companions. Massiel got misrelayed and sent the taxi to the pub while telling the pub she was already home. misreleased adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing people from the premises before they have finished speaking. misrelianced adj. Still drunk, and placing solemn reliance on the least dependable object within reach. misreligioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish private conviction from an entirely unrelated proposition. Marylena became misreligioned and delivered a sermon on the superior virtues of table lamps. misrememberinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to recall the evening with impressive confidence and diminishing accuracy. misremembranced adj. Having drunk enough to retrieve an incorrect past, complete with unnecessary supporting detail. misrenderinged adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and translating every ordinary remark into grander prose. Kianalee became misrenderinged and rendered a request for crisps as a parliamentary address. misrepaired (/mɪsɹɪˈpɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to mend one defect by introducing another of a more conversational nature. misreplicationed adj. You are drunk and reproducing each anecdote with a mutation sufficiently minor to evade immediate detection.
misreported (/ˌmɪsɹɪˈpɔː(ɹ)td/) adj. Of a drinker: issuing a confident account whose principal defect is that none of it occurred.
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