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Mephistophelesed (/ˌmɛ.fɪˈstɒ.fɪ.liːzd/) adj. A drinker who persuades you that one final trip to the kitchen is an excellent idea. Tzvi was Mephistophelesed and talked himself into preparing toast at midnight. Mephistophelismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water becomes an instrument of domestic mischief. Jaedyn was Mephistophelismed and hid the water behind the bread bin. Merarited adj. The state of being drunk and responsible for the sofa's entire supporting framework. Tranae was Merarited and inspected every sofa leg before sitting down. Mercalli intensitied adj. The condition of a drinker who registers increasingly in the kitchen, from a tremor to a full cupboard event. Audrae was Mercalli intensitied, beginning with a wobble and ending against the worktop. Mercatored (/məˈkeɪ.təd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the kitchen appear farther away in every direction. Dimitrije was Mercatored and treated the short walk to the sofa as an expedition. Merced (/mɝkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the taxi rank as a luxury showroom. Darleth stood at the taxi rank comparing imaginary specifications, plainly Merced. Mercedarianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering mercy to every unattended packet of crisps. Luize went round the snug offering mercy to abandoned pork scratchings, thoroughly Mercedarianed. Mercedes-Benzed adj. Still drunk, and expecting every trip to the gents to involve a chauffeur. Esme-rose remained Mercedes-Benzed, waiting by the lavatory for a valet. Mercedesed (/məˈseɪdizd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a modest hatchback from executive transport. Morticia became Mercedesed and complimented the wheelbarrow on its road manners. Mercersburg theologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover incarnation in the warmth of a pub radiator. Justeen was Mercersburg theologied and preached redemption through the saloon heater. Mercianed (/ˈməːsɪənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the walk from bar to seat feel like the consolidation of a long-held territorial claim. Laici returned to the table Mercianed, setting down the drinks as if formalising a boundary. Merck's rhinocerosed adj. You are drunk and methodically charging the same harmless obstacle. Chakita became Merck's rhinocerosed and met the coat stand head-on twice. Merck's rhinoed adj. You have drunk enough to advance through the bar with the quiet confidence of a broad, prehistoric browser. Liesel went Merck's rhinoed through the crowded lounge, displacing three stools. Mercureaned adj. Of a drinker: orbiting the hottest part of the room and answering every question at speed. Alford spent the evening Mercureaned, circling the radiator and interrupting the quiz. Mercurianed adj. Of a drinker who has become heatproof in conversation and impossible to cool down. Ziyla was Mercurianed, still arguing beside the open cellar door in her coat. Mercuried (/ˈmɜː(ɹ)kjʊɹid/) adj. A drinker who is fluid, reflective, and liable to roll beneath the nearest table. Jaurice went Mercuried after the lock-in, sliding neatly beneath the dartboard.