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misroutinged adj. Of a drinker: sent every recollection by the wrong route, arriving at breakfast with somebody else’s evening. misrued adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing satin from cotton, or one's coat from anybody else's. misruled (/mɪsˈɹʉld/) adj. Of a drinker who has woken to discover that the household is being governed by poor decisions. misrulered adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself responsible for the morning and is managing it badly. Merrikay grew misrulered at breakfast, issuing instructions to the kettle and ignoring the clock. misrulinged adj. A drinker who delivers a bad verdict on every practical question before coffee. Vrunda woke misrulinged and judged the alarm clock guilty of an unnecessarily early morning. misrunned adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast arrives only partly formed, with conspicuous gaps where judgement should be. Lilja was misrunned, having filled the mug but left the tea somewhere between intention and execution. miss girled adj. Of a drinker: confidently mistaking surface polish for evidence that every decision is sound. Nahliyah got miss girled and bought decorative sunglasses for the walk home at midnight. miss gurled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a glossy impression for a reliable plan and proceeded cheerfully. Tychell became miss gurled and chose the longest queue because it looked more exclusive. miss-meal colicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has skipped supper and is now treating biscuits as a complete medical plan. missaed adj. Reduced by drink to conducting the morning like a solemn musical setting, with every syllable unnecessarily extended. missaletted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, periodic service of complaints, issued at regular intervals. missalled adj. Softened by drink into a small, prayerful book of instructions for surviving the morning after. Chande was missalled, consulting the folded menu as though it contained offices for the headache. missayered adj. Loosened by drink into a speaker who misstates the morning’s facts with quiet persistence. missayinged adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat yesterday’s mistakes aloud, with the confidence of newly discovered facts. misscriptioned adj. Slowed by drink to writing each morning-after message incorrectly, then preserving the errors for reference. Armando was misscriptioned, leaving a note for the milk which the milk could not possibly read. missed (/mɪsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps missing the obvious object, including the reason for the headache.