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missed abortioned (/mɪst əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk and carrying yesterday’s unfinished consequences quietly into the morning, without managing to expel any. Aanav woke missed abortioned, with the evening’s intentions still present and no useful explanation. missed approach pointed adj. Drunk past the point of landing any sensible thought, with every idea entering a fresh circuit. Otella was missed approach pointed, circling the subject of breakfast without ever touching down. missed approached adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at breakfast becomes a go-around before reaching the plate. Tonisia was missed approached, circling the kitchen twice before abandoning the landing beside the sink. missed called adj. Drunk beyond answering the telephone, and now convinced the unanswered call was a deliberate arrangement. Bronach woke missed called, accusing the silent handset of withholding important information. missed connectioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you remembering a charming stranger precisely because no useful details were exchanged. missed miscarriaged adj. Drunk, with the result that last night’s plans remain quietly lodged, neither completed nor properly gone. misseed adj. Loosened by drink into addressing a young woman with misplaced familiarity. Isabell became misseed and called Blayre young lady in a tone of mild reproach. missegregationed adj. Drunk to a degree that morning thoughts separate incorrectly, leaving the headache in charge of the useful ones. misseinterpretacioned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the taxi rank for the entrance to another establishment. missel thrushed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the taxi queue for a large bird and followed it homeward. misseldined adj. Drunk to the extent of hanging on through the morning like a small, ill-advised sprig above the doorway. misselected (/mɪs.səˈlɛktd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having chosen the wrong breakfast, the wrong message, and the wrong side of the bed. Abdiasis was misselected, buttering a biscuit before noticing the plate contained only a coaster. misselectioned adj. The condition of a drinker who chooses the least suitable option with complete confidence. Fahtima was misselectioned and ordered the vegetarian platter for a table of eight. misselled (/ˈmɪsəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to sing from the high branches of the conversation. Adonis got misselled and delivered a thrush's song beside the fruit machine. missellered adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently offers the wrong thing to the wrong person. Harmoniee got missellered and tried to sell a coat to its owner. missellinged adj. Reduced by drink to misdescribe every purchase while insisting on its exact accuracy.