misseltoed
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misseltoed adj. The state of being drunk and seeking a suitable branch from which to conduct last orders. Abbegale was misseltoed, leaning into the coat rack while requesting one final round. missened adj. Sharpened by drink into the person who notices every slight and points it out to the whole table.
missense mutationed adj. Sharpened by drink into substituting one perfectly ordinary intention for another at every turn. Demyia was missense mutationed and replaced a polite refusal with an invitation to stay indefinitely. missensed adj. Softened by drink into assigning the wrong meaning to everything, then acting upon it. Yashekia missensed every remark, assigning profound significance to a request for the salt. missequenced adj. Loosened by drink into putting every event in the wrong order and defending the chronology. Plinio was missequenced and began the farewell before anyone had arrived. missered adj. Emboldened by drink to aim confidently at the one outcome least likely to occur. Cheryllyn was missered and attempted the coat hook from across the room. misserved adj. Slowed by drink to deliver assistance in precisely the wrong direction. Layla-mae was misserved and brought a menu to the person requesting the bill. misserviced adj. Drunk and providing confident assistance that leaves matters distinctly less convenient. Marque got misserviced and helpfully moved the queue into the doorway. missessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing every woman present as though she were responsible for getting you home. Meleni was missessed, asking the nearest friend whether she had packed his coat. misseyed adj. Too drunk to address the young woman beside you without sounding both familiar and mildly reproachful. Alywin became misseyed and called the taxi driver ‘missy’ with misplaced confidence. misshadinged adj. Drunk to the point where every object receives the wrong colour and an unnecessary explanation. misshaped (/ˈmɪsʃeɪpd/) adj. Drunk enough to arrange the body into a form that furniture was not designed to accommodate. misshapennessed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining any recognisable agreement with the surrounding furniture. misshapered adj. Drunk beyond the ability to leave any object in its intended form. Tzipora was misshapered and improved the paper napkin into a complicated knot. misshelvinged adj. Drunk in a way that places every book confidently among subjects it does not concern.
misshifted adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of position occurs one place away from intention. Viki was misshifted and changed seats whenever she meant to change the subject.
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