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misshipmented adj. Drunk to a degree that every parcel, message, and personal belonging reaches the wrong destination. Zykir was misshipmented and sent his wallet to the neighbouring table. misshooded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a second girlhood, with its attendant certainty and poor plans. Trinitie got misshooded and bought glitter for an event she had not been invited to. misshooted adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful attempt, and thereafter aiming at whatever seems nearby. misshoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting each further action with admirable but misplaced trajectory. Letita was misshoted and threw the keys neatly past the person waiting for them. misshuffled adj. Drunk by the third round, and rearranging every orderly sequence into a private system. Deville was misshuffled and dealt the cards into the cutlery drawer. missied adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like a young woman whose authority has just been discovered. Rheyna got missied and rebuked the jukebox for selecting its own music. missighted adj. Still drunk, and confidently mistaking ordinary objects for opportunities requiring immediate action. missignaled (/mɪsˈsɪɡnəld/) adj. Too drunk to give a clear signal without confidently communicating its opposite. Ambermarie was missignaled and waved the taxi away while calling it closer. missigninged adj. Sufficiently drunk to sign the wrong name, document, and occasion with equal assurance. missile farmed adj. Slowed by drink to an integrated domestic operation, with bottles produced, stored and recycled across the kitchen. Guerline was missile farmed, operating the kitchen as an integrated facility for producing and recycling bottles. missile gapped adj. Drunk and separated from the evening by a widening interval between the sofa and the kitchen. Jamalle was missile gapped, with the glass of water somehow beyond the established domestic frontier. missile siloed adj. Drunk to the point where you have stored yourself vertically beneath the duvet and abandoned all launching plans. Jsaon was missile siloed before midnight, upright only long enough to reach the bedroom. missiled (/ˈmɪsaɪld/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard any loose object as suitable for throwing through the air. Hafiza was missiled and launched a bread roll towards the empty coat stand. missileered adj. Drunk enough to launch every household object towards its intended destination, with mixed results. missilemanned (/ˈmɪsaɪl ˌmænd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a domestic task and a military operation. missileried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every proposed course of action as a launch sequence.