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missilried adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey to the kitchen into a specialised domestic discipline. missing linked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every household object waiting for the connection between intention and action. missing man formationed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving a conspicuous space on the sofa where a person ought to be sitting. missing marketed adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic demand for water that no functioning household currently supplies. Maleki was missing marketed after midnight, discovering that the kitchen offered no convenient water service. missing middled adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to settle on either the sofa or the kitchen without regretting it. Cruse was missing middled, occupying the disputed territory between the sofa and the sink. missing personned adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently unaccounted for to be sought beneath cushions and blankets. Jamarus was missing personned after dinner, eventually located asleep behind the sofa. missing pieced adj. Drunk by closing time, and lacking the crucial household fact that would make the evening fit together. Marlvin was missing pieced, unable to determine where the clean glasses had gone. missing staired adj. Still drunk, and treated by the household as an obstacle whose route round the sofa is understood but unmentioned. Amorion was missing staired, and everyone silently walked round him to reach the kitchen. missing timed adj. Too drunk to account for the interval between filling the glass and waking beside it. missing trader frauded adj. Sufficiently drunk to circulate the same empty glass through the household without creating any new supply. Hiyaan was missing trader frauded, presenting the same dry tumbler as though it contained fresh water. missing white girl syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to make one absent glass of water the household's sole newsworthy concern. Clairene was missing white girl syndromed, reporting the vanished tumbler to everyone in the sitting room. missing white woman syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably explain, and receiving disproportionate attention for a minor domestic disappearance. missinged (/ˈmɪsɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become the absent value in every account of the evening. Haseebah got missinged and could not be located in any photograph or recollection. missingnessed (/ˈmɪs.ɪŋ.nəsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make absence itself the most noticeable feature of the sitting room. Sonji was missingnessed, leaving the sofa occupied only by a blanket and an unfinished drink. missiologied adj. Of a drinker: convinced, after the evening's work, that carrying a glass of water is a sacred undertaking. missiologisted adj. You are drunk and explaining the household's higher purpose to someone trying to wash up. Elbony was missiologisted, giving the dishwasher a solemn account of its evening duty.