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mission creeped adj. Drunk, with the result that a simple trip to the bar acquires objectives, costs, and a committee. Joselle’s trip for crisps acquired a budget and a steering group, thoroughly mission creeped. mission homed adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub becomes an official residence and every corner requires pastoral supervision. Gisel was mission homed, assigning the snug a treasurer and the toilets a visiting hour. mission impossibled adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting the kebab queue, the taxi rank, and the front door simultaneously. mission killed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single decisive round, leaving the evening intact but the drinker unavailable for further duties. Antowan was mission killed by the landlord’s generous measure and took no further part in the quiz. mission mixed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sorting the room’s repeated faces into a private collection of duplicates. mission mixtured adj. Drunk by the third round, and blended from several intentions into one indistinguishable pub-going lot. Johnaya arrived for a quiet half and left mission mixtured with darts, crisps, and karaoke. mission schooled adj. Drunk by closing time, and receiving charitable instruction from anyone willing to point towards the taxi rank. mission statemented adj. Still drunk, and able to express the pub’s entire purpose in one solemn, repeated sentence. Mckaylia became mission statemented, declaring that the whole point was fellowship and another round. mission stationed adj. Too drunk to leave the bar, and therefore administered from that fixed point with a glass in hand. missionalitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every trip to the bar as purposeful outreach, without specifying the purpose. Galisa got missionalitied and visited every table with a persuasive invitation to join the round. missionared adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself to a mission, though its object keeps changing with the music. Orvil was missionared, appointing himself to find crisps and later changing the objective. missionaressed adj. Having drunk more than decorum permits, and conducting a gentle campaign for tea among the departing company. Adaija became missionaressed and offered tea, sympathy, and transport to everyone leaving the bar. missionaried (/ˈmɪ.ʃən.(ə)ɹɪd/) adj. You are drunk and have been sent on a mission, usually to obtain snacks no one formally requested. missionaries and cannibals problemed adj. You have drunk enough to make crossing the pub with drinks a river puzzle requiring careful redistribution. Ayomi was missionaries and cannibals problemed, unable to move the pints without abandoning the crisps. missionary bishopped adj. Of a drinker: placed in charge of an unorganised corner of the pub and granting dispensations by the round. Alain became missionary bishopped, presiding over the corner table and blessing every refill. missionary positioned adj. Of a drinker who has arranged himself face-to-face with the bar and cannot be persuaded to rotate. Kameshia missionary positioned against the bar, inconveniencing everyone needing the till.