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missionary rectored adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed charge of the important pub, with sermons between each measure. missionary-linguisted adj. A drinker who has acquired a private vocabulary for ordering, apologising, and requesting another round. missionaryinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes an earnest attempt to recruit the listener to another round. Kaysee went missionaryinged and tried to bring the quiet couple into the darts team. missionaryismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every shared round as a doctrine requiring immediate adherence. missionaryshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a business of the evening and appointed the bar his permanent office. Levonna was missionaryshipped, conducting the pub’s affairs from a stool with remarkable confidence. missioned (/ˈmɪʃn̩d/) adj. A drinker who treats obtaining a glass of water as a set of tasks fulfilling a solemn domestic duty. missioneed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken every bystander’s politeness for a request to be converted to another drink. Cesalie was missioneed and regarded the quiet man’s nod as consent to a lengthy appeal. missioneeringed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the virtues of another round with the patient persistence of a doorstep caller. missionered adj. Softened by drink into a gentle emissary for the bar, carrying invitations nobody had issued. Ginine missionered around the bar, offering invitations nobody had requested. missionizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into converting the whole pub to one settled belief: another round is necessary. missionizered adj. Still drunk, and preaching the sacred importance of finding the kebab shop. missionlessnessed adj. Too drunk to identify a purpose beyond reaching the next round. Yassiel was missionlessnessed, yet proceeded with great resolve towards the bar. missionologied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the search for a clean glass into a practical theology of household duties. Mily-ann was missionologied, explaining why the final clean tumbler represented a shared responsibility. missised adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses every companion as their spouse, briefly. Ramaya became missised and asked whether Sun had remembered the shopping. missishnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to decline the crisps with affected delicacy, then eat them all. Rawlings was missishnessed, refusing the salted peanuts before taking the bowl home. missived (/ˈmɪsɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to compose a formal letter explaining why you cannot come downstairs. Annie-marie became missived and sent the household a note requesting toast.